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1. Beats for Me by hurricxneamelia, thetbone

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   24 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness & Billy Maximoff
   • Alice Gulliver/Jennifer Kale
   • Alice Gulliver & Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness & Jennifer Kale
   • Eddie (Agatha All Along)/Billy Maximoff
   • Rio Vidal & Gaea (Marvel)
   • Agatha Harkness
   • Rio Vidal
   • Billy Maximoff
   • Jennifer Kale
   • Alice Gulliver
   • Lilia Calderu
   • Mrs. Hart | Sharon Davis
   • Jeff Kaplan (Marvel)
   • Rebecca Kaplan
   • Eddie (Agatha All Along)
   • Gaea (Marvel)
   • Canon Universe
   • Post-Canon Fix-It
   • But Then We Go and Break a Bunch of Other Stuff
   • Immortal Beings Beefing With Literal Teenagers
   • Smut
   • Angst
   • Witches be Switches
   • Dom/sub Play
   • Domestic Fluff
   • occasionally as a treat
   • Knifeplay
   • Non-Binary Alice Wu-Gulliver
   • Rio Vidal Learns to Be Human
   • Pregnant Agatha Harkness
   • Improper Use of a Kale Kare Probiotic Kandle
   • What Can I Say They're Freaks
   • Exhibitionism
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Past Suicide Attempts
   • BloodPotions
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Fluff and Humor

   Summary

   Chapter 54: Billy meets Rio’s sister, Life.

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   Death is devoted to her job, which includes getting rid of abominations that threaten the balance. Rio is devoted to Agatha, who has become…an abomination that threatens the balance. The two may have survived the Road, but now, they have to navigate an even longer, more complicated one.

   Featuring: Rio accidentally befriending Alice and her cat, Jen reluctantly becoming Agatha’s midwife, Lilia proving that time is indeed non-linear, and Billy just trying to survive Professor Harkness' magic lessons.

   Basically, our version of Agatha All Along Season 2. (But, like, if it moved to HBO, because there’s a lot of saying “fuck” and also actual fucking.)

   Series

   • Part 2 of "Beats for..." Series

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   157,223

   Chapters:

   54/?

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