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1. This is our get along shirt by faithfulpuppy

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Mar 2025

   Tags

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   • Neuvillette/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Neuvillette (Genshin Impact)
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Traveler (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Xilonen (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Furina (Genshin Impact)
   • Ying | Lumine is the Traveler (Genshin Impact)
   • Smut
   • Shameless Smut
   • Porn
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • seriously no lead in they just fuck and leave
   • Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Kissing
   • Boys Kissing
   • Hate Sex
   • they don't really hate each other but it fits
   • Top Neuvillette (Genshin Impact)
   • Bottom Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • but like Zhongli would also like to be on top
   • they're both idiots
   • Dragon Neuvillette (Genshin Impact)
   • Part-Dragon Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Dominance
   • a tiny bit of slightly dubious consent right at the start but only for a second
   • Teasing
   • Degradation
   • Rough Sex
   • Orgasm Delay
   • no inappropriate use of elements i'm afraid
   • This is our get along shirt
   • Dirty Talk
   • i'm so normal about both of these men
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • sorta - Freeform
   • Bitching

   Summary

   "You both want to travel with me? Then you're going to learn to fucking get along! I've had it up to here with awkward silences around the campfire and passive aggressive debates about which path to take because two grown fucking dragons can't get their shit together. You don't come out of there until you're friends!"

   Neuvillette and Zhongli have been making life difficult for the rest of their adventuring party, and Lumine has had enough. What happens next isn't exactly what she meant, but... it'll do?

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