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1. Not Safe for Work (Literally). by TheMidnightSong

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Umino Iruka
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Nara Shikamaru
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Yamanaka Ino
   • Sexting
   • Bottom Uchiha Sasuke/Top Uzumaki Naruto
   • Texting
   • Post-War
   • Canon Compliant
   • Post-Canon
   • First Time
   • Public Masturbation
   • Blank Period (Naruto)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Explicit Language
   • Dirty Talk
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Mutual Pining
   • sasuke uchiha is a filthy little shit
   • Uzumaki Naruto is a Mess
   • this is just horny texting
   • naruto discovers he’s been horny all along
   • besties
   • intentional typoS BECAUSE THEYRE TEXTING
   • they have phones btw
   • cum slut sasuke uchiha lmao

   Summary

   Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.

   Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
   And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?

   Language:

   English

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