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  1. The Phallic Fallacy by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    27 Apr 2025

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    “I’m just thinking what to call this one,” John said, with that self-satisfied expression that meant he was trying to be clever. “The Phallic Fallacy?”

    Or: Sherlock becomes obsessed with the idea of measuring John’s package. His interest is purely academic… until it isn’t.

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