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    "This will be like old times! Like how whenever we saw each other you would try to get me killed. Like a date!" He kept walking as he spoke, not realising Cassandra was frozen in place, probably wondering what was wrong with his head, how could this man be Athena's champion?

    "This isn't a date, Nobody." She frowned as she made that very clear.

    "Of course, not," he agreed, "After all, I have a wife. Penelope. I told you about her, didn't I? I'm pretty sure I did. But anyway, I meant it as a friend-date."

    Cassandra raised a single eyebrow, "We are not friends either."

    "Now you are hurting me."

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    The Author got bored and decided that they needed an AU of The Iliad where Odysseus' ridiculous alias as "Nobody" was enough to get around Cassandra's curse. And well... No one ever accused Odysseus of being sensible, so if he decided he would befriend this princess who seems to want him dead more days than not, who is going to stop him?

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