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Ivermectin for centaurs
It was fall 2021 and Joe Rogan was promoting Ivermectin as “The perfect cure for Covid.” He did not know that he found a box of cursed Ivermectin, which turned people into centaurs.
Although Rogan himself didn’t take it, he kept promoting it. He got up to watch Fox and Friends and he heard “It seems like people are turning into centaurs” Joe Rogan looked out his window and saw people looking exactly the way the monster most Westerners are familiar with did on Greek pottery. They were half-human and half-horse
Joe Rogan saw all the challenges in society by people who suddenly realized that they had horse bodies. People who interviewed centaurs, including the “baby centaur” paradox, presented all the obvious questions, given that humans are more developed than horses at birth.
The centaurs were mostly people who were libertarian or Republican with a few women centaurs being former yoga instructors incapable of what they used to do after being cosigned by biology”.
Rogan eventually told people to “stop taking it” after he saw a family member turn into a centaur. He had a rare bout of sanity because of what had happened. He then told his fans “Maybe we should just get vaxxed so we don’t get turned into horses.”
They found a way to turn the centaurs back into people using Covid vaccines.
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