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American Zombie: The Magnavox Candidate by TheRealRajko
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
10 Jun 2026
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Hunter attends the White House Correspondents’ Dinner with the plan to assassinate President Krasnov, the man who in his mind controls the robot elites of the media corporations and the starving zombies in the streets alike. During the assassination attempt of the president Hunter discovers a shocking truth that jeopardizes the entire mission.
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- Part 6 of American Zombie
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- English
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- 3,886
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Oh No! I Have a Crush on the President of the United States! by oceanx10
Fandoms: Original Work, Political RPF
29 May 2026
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President Trump goes to an elementary school to look at the babes, as usual. He looks until he finds a total babe that's the perfect age for him. No way! Let's see how this original romance unwraps.
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Dieter Trumpievre and the Big Beautiful Bill by chars_fanfic
Fandoms: Political RPF, political satire - Fandom, Political Intrigue - Fandom, Political RPF - Canadian 21st c., ab - Fandom
07 May 2026
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Pierre and Donald get back together after a fight that occurred years ago. Suddenly Bill shows up
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- Part 1 of Bubba
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hold me like the others should have, love me like I should be loved, and kiss me like like drowning man coming up for air by mementovierve
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF
12 Apr 2026
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Matt Walsh has found out he's pregnant after needing to sleep around during an unexpected heat. He needs to figure out who's baby it is, what to do with it, and how to tell his husband Tucker.
aka: Matt Walsh gets pregnant Mama Mia style.
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After the death of their husband, sister wives, Candace and Erika are left with the burden of grieving. Although Erika moves on very fast, Candace is angry at her, deep down she knows it's not anger, it's a feeling she knows all too well—jealousy. The only reason she even wanted to marry that bozo Charlie in the first place.
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Petals After War by President_Meredith_Kennedy for Michelle Obama
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Real Person Fiction
23 Jan 2026
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Scandal!
Trump and Biden are brought together by a common enemy, Trump's ex-lover Vladimir Putin!
When rumors begin circulating of Russian blackmail, Biden and Trump are forced to temporarily join their campaigns in an effort to counteract the looming threat.
Can two enemies overcome their differences to save America? Can love bloom in such a tense environment? Can I add anymore to a summary without spoiling the story?
The answer is yes!
Florida!
Ghosts!
Satellites!
M to F Transition!
Moscow!
Big Beefy Men!
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Bad Romance by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Real Person Fiction, 21st Century CE RPF
19 Jan 2026
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A sexually repressed and traumatized Joe navigates his way through a budding affair with Lex, a much younger man
[Inspired by Horse Crazy by Gary Indiana and Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters]
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- Part 6 of Scammer Get Scammed
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Gay Internal Ramblings about Gay Podcasters by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Video Blogging RPF, Mixed Martial Arts RPF
12 Jan 2026
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Basically the title.
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- Part 3 of Scammer Get Scammed
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JoeSan Headcanons and Imagines by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - US 21st c.
07 Jan 2026
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*sigh*
…basically the title.
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- Part 5 of Scammer Get Scammed
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Donald Trump had many lovers in his past who never truly loved him. Then, Elon Musk swooped in and gave him everything that he never had.
Donald signs a bill that would betray Elon. Will they break up or will they forever be soulmates?
Note: I have abandoned this work. This is going to stay unfinished.
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- Part 2 of US Politics
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It’s Joe again… by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), 21st Century CE RPF, Real Person Fiction
01 Jan 2026
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Lex’s diary entry about Joe
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- Part 4 of Scammer Get Scammed
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Your Faggot. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Political RPF - US 21st c., Mixed Martial Arts RPF, The Joe Rogan Experience (Podcast)
07 Dec 2025
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You know exactly what you are, Lex. An older man with his hands down your pants, you're grinding on him because you need to show him how much you want need him. You need him to know you're not a faggot, you're his faggot. Your hard and swollen and growing cock belongs to him. He got you on testosterone, he gives you the shots because you lie to him and tell him that you're too scared to do it yourself, just so you can feel his eyes watch you unbutton your jeans, unzip them before him and let them drop to the floor of his bathroom tiles so he can hike your boxers up so you can feel the roughness of his palms gracefully inject you with another round of the drug that will make you dependent on him even more. And you keep going back. Of course you're his faggot.
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- Part 2 of Scammer Get Scammed
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Elony D’arkweb Apartheid Craven-Way Mucks es el hombre mas rico, listo y trabajador del mundo, y el mejor en los video juegos, y también el más gófico. Por el día trabaja en la Casa Blanca, y por la noche duerme en la oficina en una de sus compañías llamada Tettar (pero tiene montón de otras compañias también).
Tiene un montón de admiradores, y también un montón de jeiters. Eligirá al vigoroso Donald Drumpf para que sea su amante, o al masculino y sin camisa cabalgador de osos Putain? (O alguna otra persona que también es muy rico y listo?) Algún momento será libre de los pesados progres, que no paran de reírse de él sin motivo, y todos sus jeiters, quienes lo odian por absolutamente ninguna razón? Y lo más importante, conseguirá ir a Marte?
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My guy, if you want a normal work that is not made from 3 idiots who made their brains take a shit, this is the wrong fucking place.
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The Subway slammer grins and shakes his head, “Not so fast, you’re in my territory now. And you’re mine for the Slamming.” With that Joe was picked up and dragged deeper into the subway.
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A cursed fic my friend wrote while we were on call
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Horton Meets A Hoe by Draculahyde7
Fandoms: Seussical: The Musical - Flaherty/Ahrens, The Addams Family - Lippa/Brickman & Elice, Joe Rogan (Podcast), United States Presidents - Fandom, Presidential Election - Fandom
17 Jul 2025
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Kevin Chamberlin, our protagonist and the actor behind Bertram from Jessie, Horton in Seussical, and Uncle Fester in the Addams Family runs for President. However, the opponent staring him down is an equally intimidating bald man... Joe Rogan.
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don’t call me…don’t come by my house…… by faygoAway for volodymyr zelenskyy
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
07 Jun 2025
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the faggots fight, then, to cope, elon gets high and sigmaposts, while trump dyes his toupée and monologues at his adoptive son and most recent hostage. i mean jd vance and the chancellor of germany. my bad.
WARNING: i like actually talk about and reference the real political shit going on atm in here, i truly do mean this is crack treated seriously, so if you’re just looking for something quick and stupid, that’ll be sum i post another time 🫡 sorry abt that
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Elony D'arkweb Apartheid Craven-Way Mucks is the richest, smartest, and most hard-working man in the world, and the best at video games, and also the most goffik. By day he works at the White House, and by night he sleeps in the office at one of his companies called Titter (but he has lots of other companies too).
He has lots of admirers, and also lots of haters. Will he choose the sturdy Donald Drumpf to be his lover, or the shirtless manly bear-riding Putain? (Or someone else who is also very rich and smart?) Will he ever be free of the annoying libs, who keep making fun of him for no reason, and all his haters, who hate him for absolutely no reason? And most importantly, will he ever go to Mars?
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Fathers and Children by thewronglong
Fandoms: Earth's Children - Jean M. Auel, The Joe Rogan Experience - Fandom, US Comedians RPF
22 May 2025
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Joe Rogan falls through time and lands in the world of Earth’s Children.
No phone. No way back. Just a broken bow, a backpack, and a baby that isn't his—but won't survive without him.He doesn’t know where he is or why he can understand the language.. , they travel with a baby ibex, gear, and the weight of grief neither of them knows how to carry.
A survival story, a speculative friendship, and a cultural collision that neither man asked for.
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Covid vaccne alternatives have adverse results