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McDih / Davo - Connor McDavid
Mitchy - Mitch Marner
Stromer - Dylan Strome
Australia - Auston Matthews
J.T - John Tavares
Woller - Joseph Woll
Willy - William Nylander
McD + Marns
Mitchy: I have a great idea
McDih: Well that's never a good thing to hear
Mitchy: Shut up
Mitchy: don't you wanna hear it
McDih: ok fine
Mitchy: we should make a groupchat with gay nhlers
McDih: wow that's not even that bad honestly
McDìh: but how many gay players do you know
Mitchy: like one
McDih: nevermind this is fucking stupid
Mitchy: :(
McDih: who is it
Mitchy: let me make the gc first
McDih: fine
*Mitchy created a new groupchat*
*Mitchy added McDih and Stromer*
*Mitchy renamed the group slapshot sluts 🏳️🌈*
slapshot sluts 🏳️🌈
Stromer: um mitch what is this
McDih: Why is my name McDih.
Mitchy: ugh
*Mitchy renamed McDih to Davo*
Mitchy: Happy?
Davo: not really
Mitchy: shut up old man
Stromer: wait what is this
Davo: Marns wanted to find more gay nhlers except he only knows us
Stromer: oh
Stromer: i'm not gay
Davo: lmao do we look stupid
Stromer: kinda
Davo: just mitch
Mitchy: ok ladies stop fighting
Mitchy: add whoever you want
Mitchy: oh wait
*Mitchy added Australia*
Australia: Um hi?
Davo: very interesting mitch
Stromer: ????
Stromer: who is that
Davo: Auston Matthews
Stromer: ohhh okay mitch… ;)
Mitchy: be quiet you guys
Australia: ?
Mitchy: don't worry about it Aus
Australia: why haven't you added willy
Australia: Or Johnny
Australia: or woller
Davo: why is your whole team gay
Mitchy: your just mad you don't have the lesbian bond we do
Stromer: you're*
Davo: Lesbian? I'm not sure i want to understand.
Mitchy: YOU'RE so annoying stromer
Mitchy: How about THAT
*Australia added J.T, Willy, and Woller*
Woller: omg is that McDavid
Woller: I'm a fan
Davo: Hi
Mitchy: Don't worry that's just how he types Woller
Willy: I like this group chat
Mitchy: all my idea
J.T: As your former captain shut up
Mitchy: :(
Australia: be nice to mitchy
Stromer: never