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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your entire life is colossally fucked beyond measure. Between starting college, and dealing with returning to the public eye, you're not prepared at all for the shit storm this year is about to throw at you. Roxy says things will be fine once you get there, but uh... she's always been too optimistic for her own good. At least you have three sick ass friends waiting for you. Oh, and your roommate, but he kinda sucks now that you think about it. At least he has a cute friend? That gives you a whopping two thing to look forward to this semester. How exciting.