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Day 2
The air in the 12th Precinct, nestled in the heart of Manhattan, was thick with the usual blend of stale coffee, desperation, and the faintest whiff of despair. The beige walls partially covered by years of cigarette smoke buildup, attempting to project an image of authority, only amplified the sense of weary resignation that clung to everything like a persistent smoker’s cough.
Into this familiar scene walked Sergeant Rachel Castellanos. Recently widowed, the gold shield on her chest felt heavier than usual, a constant reminder of the life she had lost, and the life she now had to rebuild. Her husband, a fellow officer, had been killed in the line of duty, and she was back on the job, assigned to the 12th Precinct once her transfer from the 71st Precinct was approved.
Barney Miller, the weary but ever-patient captain, greeted her with a gentle smile and a handshake that conveyed more sympathy than words ever could. It was her second day, having already survived Day 1 when sergeants and above suffered a mandate to wear their blue uniforms while hopefuls took their sergeants’ exams. She hoped that her choice of black paneled skirt with three-quarter white button blouse showed professionalism. Her black pumps remained comfortable, a choice from a sales catalog that catered to women serving in the Salvation Army, various branches of the Armed Forces, and of course law enforcement agencies.
“Sergeant Castellanos. After yesterday, well, I’m glad you came back,” Barney said, his gaze softening with a blend of understanding and concern coupled with a gentle laugh. “Take your time getting settled in. I’m sure by now you’ve noticed the guys here are…unique.”
Unique was an understatement.
There was Harris, impeccably dressed as always, even on a Tuesday. Today’s ensemble consisted of a three-piece burgundy suit that probably cost more than Yemana’s car. He was, of course, still working on his novel, convinced it would be the next great American masterpiece. He could often be found scribbling notes on scraps of paper, even during the most chaotic of situations.
Yemana, predictably, sat hunched over his desk, scrutinizing the daily Racing Form while attempting to drink something vaguely resembling coffee brewed in a hot pot that should have been condemned years ago. Wojo, towering over everyone, was studying a crumpled map of Central Park, muttering about the recent wave of flashers interrupting his daily run. Dietrich, ever the stoic intellectual, was reading a book on the philosophy of existentialism, seemingly unfazed by the cacophony around him. Levitt was attempting to make himself taller by wearing new elevator shoes and occasionally standing on tiptoes.
Looming over it all was Inspector Luger, a man so steeped in old-school procedure that he made Barney look like a revolutionary. Luger considered himself a ladies’ man, though his attempts at flirting usually involved quoting obscure police regulations or recounting past glories in the force with Foster, Kleiner, and Brownie. Castellanos enjoyed a cup of coffee the night prior with the Inspector until a jealous waitress started arguing. Oh, it did not matter that Castellanos was a cop – she was a woman and Luger clearly interested but the waitress wanted her man.
The day began with a typical slice of New York madness.
The phone rang and Yemana kept reading his paper as he answered, “Twelfth Precinct, Yemana speaking.” After a couple of “uh huhs” and a “you don’t say,” he finally said, “Got it.” Hanging up the phone he called, “Barney, there’s a disturbance at the First National Bank.”
Half-worried Barney asked, “Robbery?”
Yemana calmly replied, “Nah, just some woman causing a scene with one of the bank managers, claiming he’s her father. She’s yelling and security tried getting her to leave, that sort of thing.”
Barney asked, “Who are you on with?”
Wojo stood and crisply chimed in, “Hooyah!”
“Take a uniform – just in case,” said Barney, mulling the situation. Emotionally charged events often had a way of turning deadly. He watched his two men leave with the appropriate amount of haste just as another call came.
With an air of mechanical obligation, Harris picked up the handset, “Twelfth Precinct, Sergeant Harris speaking.” He began taking notes on a scratchpad and said, “Right, mugging on the corner of Bowery and Grand. A private citizen is detaining the suspect. We’re on it.”
As soon as he hung up the phone, Barney interjected, “Harris and Dietrich go.”
“Right, Barn,” said Harris.
The two men left and Luger shook his head, “The joint sure is jumping today.” He looked at Castellanos and smiled, “Looks like you’re up at bat next, Casey.”
“He struck out,” teased Castellanos with a toothy grin. “I’m wearing my lucky pumps today.”
Yet the sudden flurry of activity seemingly paused, allowing Luger an opportunity to talk with Barney in the privacy of his office while Castellanos did the busy work of cleaning up the bulletin board and filing papers. Levitt returned to conduct mail call, somewhat dejected that no one was around to witness his efficiency except the newcomer.
The squad room door swung open with a bang, revealing Wojo dragging in a young woman, clearly distressed and shouting at the top of her lungs. Yemana hurried back to his desk, allowing Wojo the honor of conducting the interrogation.
“He’s my father! I know he is! He’s been hiding me all my life!” she wailed, pointing a trembling finger at a well-dressed, clearly flustered man who followed the group into the squad room.
Barney sighed. “Okay, okay, Miss, calm down. What’s your name?”
“Brenda. Brenda Shapiro. And that man,” she said, jabbing a finger towards the man, “is my biological father, Mr. Henderson, the bank manager!”
Henderson sputtered indignantly. “This is ridiculous! I’ve never seen this woman before in my life! She barged into my office, started screaming about genetics, and then refused to leave.”
Wojo, ever the literalist, chimed in. “Well, Mr. Henderson, statistically speaking, it’s possible. A lot of people are surprised to learn they have more children than they thought.”
“Wojo,” Barney sighed, “maybe you could go check the log book?”
As Wojo lumbered off, Barney turned to Brenda. “Miss Shapiro, do you have any proof of this claim? Anything at all?”
Brenda rummaged through her purse, pulling out a tattered photograph. “My mother gave me this. She said it was him. When she was alive, she told me all about him.”
The picture was blurry and faded, but it did show a young man who bore a passing resemblance to Mr. Henderson. Barney looked at the banker, who was now sweating profusely.
“Mr. Henderson, is there anything you want to tell us?”
Henderson swallowed hard. “Look, I…I was young. I made mistakes. But this woman is not my daughter.”
Castellanos, observing the scene with a professional eye, noticed something in Brenda’s behavior: a manic energy, a desperation that seemed to stem from something deeper than the search for a father.
“Brenda,” Rachel said softly, “how long have you been looking for your father?”
Brenda’s eyes welled up with tears. “All of my life. My mother always talked about him, about how wonderful he was, and how he couldn’t be with us. I just wanted to meet him, to know him.”
As the time passed, Brenda calmed down, suffering the indignity of the interrogation and subsequent confinement to the holding cell. Henderson as bank manager had to press charges but seemed to be softening. Eventually, after confirming that Henderson could not be her father because he had been overseas when she was conceived, she broke down in tears. However, when Henderson, seeing her broken state, approached her and said, “I may not be your father, but if I had a daughter, I’d want her to be just like you,” Brenda seemed to find some peace.
Meanwhile, chaos of a different kind erupted with the arrival of Marty Morrison, a nervous, twitchy man accused of purse snatching. His flamboyance was at its peak as his eyes darted around the room and he exclaimed, “I’m telling you, it was a mistake! A terrible, awful mistake!”
“A mistake?” Harris raised an eyebrow, adjusting his tie. “You snatched a woman’s purse, Marty, and it’s not the first time.”
Marty stood indignantly, “I swear, if I had known what was inside that – that monstrosity, I would have run the other way!”
“Monstrosity?” Yemana mumbled through a mouthful of questionable coffee.
“Yes! You should have seen that thing! It was a ditty bag, a rhinestone-studded, pink, green, and purple thing! If I’d known, I never would have touched it. I have standards, you know!” Marty insisted, “I was doing her a favor by getting rid of it”
Dietrich, ever the contrarian, pondered aloud, “Perhaps Mister Morrison is operating under a temporary state of insanity, induced by the sheer aesthetic horror of the handbag in question.”
“Dietrich, not now,” Barney muttered, rubbing his temples.
The day continued in this vein – a bizarre tapestry of human foibles and petty crimes, woven together with the threads of boredom, frustration, and the occasional flicker of genuine compassion.
Returning to his office, Barney knew he had to deal with Luger, intent on remaining and slightly reminiscing about the good old days. Luger appeared tired but something sparked the man back to the present. He liked Barney and all of the men of the 12th but he had a duty to perform, distasteful, but he could no longer beat around the bush.
“Barney,” Luger began, puffing out his chest, “I’ve received a disturbing report from Internal Affairs.”
Barney braced himself. “What kind of report, Inspector?”
Luger thundered, “Apparently, there have been certain irregularities and minor policy infractions, tardiness, extended lunch breaks, and a general disregard for the rules and regulations of this department!”
Barney inwardly groaned. “Inspector, with all due respect, we’re dealing with a lot here. These are dedicated officers who work hard under difficult circumstances.”
“Excuses, Barney! Discipline is paramount! We must maintain order! I expect you to address this situation immediately. If someone’s rat finking it to IA, you know it’s got to be bad!” Luger waved his arm in exasperation before taking a seat on the couch. “You got a great bunch but they need to shape up before IA goes after you.”
Barney sat behind his desk, feeling as if he had aged another ten years. Mulling it over, he spoke, “I’ll take care of it.”
With half a laugh and a snort Luger asked, “Any idea on who it might be?”
Sighing, Barney replied, “Probably Kogan, the desk sergeant. He’s been stuck at the front desk for I forget how long and it irritates him to no end. He has a vendetta against half the force in this building.”
As Luger stood he said, “Well, give the dog a bone and he’ll shut up! In the meantime, talk to the boys.”
“Right, Inspector,” came the dejected response, knowing that the veteran policeman was correct. Barney had to clean house.
Amid the business of the bullpen, Luger and Barney exited the captain’s office. With his typical flair, Luger bade his favorite men a fond adieu. Barney held open the door to the squad room for his ordinate, something he had done many times over the years as a sign of respect. Sure, Luger had his moments that kept Barney away from his duties, but this time the old inspector had a point.
Watching the former chaos wrap up neatly like the approaching end of a television episode, Henderson the bank manager left with Brenda, the confused and upset girl. He nodded at Harris in response to issuing Marty a desk appearance ticket. Looking at Marty he said, “Try to stay out of trouble before court.”
Marty said, “You know me, Captain. You can always put in a good word for me.”
“I’ll try,” Barney warmly smiled. He opened the squad room door, allowing Marty the dignity of leaving with tempered dramatic flair. Levitt did a slight twirl to enter the room, trying to avoid Marty’s gaze. Barney closed the door and sighed, “Since we’re all here, it’s time for a chat.”
Sitting at his desk, Harris attempted a jovial attitude, “Sure thing, Barn!”
Levitt said, “I’ll leave you to it.” Trying an about face to the door, he noticed Barney moved slightly in front and reconsidered, “Or I can stay.”
Barney started, “Alright, people, listen up. I just had a lovely chat with Inspector Luger, who received a report from Internal Affairs about some less-than-stellar behavior in this precinct. The Inspector is concerned about the points raised concerning certain irregularities, minor policy infractions, a perception of a general disregard for the rules and regulations of the police department including tardiness and long lunches.”
Harris, without missing a beat, said, “Barney, I assure you, any perceived tardiness on my part is due to the meticulous ironing required to maintain my professional appearance. And my lunches are working lunches! I am a man of stories! My agent needs my time too.”
Yemana mumbled, “My lunch breaks are never long, and that coffee pot used to work okay.”
Wojo blushed, “I sometimes lose track of time observing nature – or something else.”
Dietrich just shrugged. “Time is a social construct.”
Castellanos, the new girl, seeing Barney’s exasperation, decided to speak up. “Captain, maybe we can all try to be a little more mindful of the rules, just to ease the pressure on you.”
Barney looked at her gratefully. “Thank you, Castellanos. I appreciate that, coming from someone on her second day on the squad. Let’s just try to keep things on the level, okay? We may be a dysfunctional family, but we’re still family.”
Wojo added, “Thanks, Dad!” Light laughter briefly filled the room before Barney reminded his men it was time to check out. Wojo offered, “I’ll buy a second alarm clock.”
As the squad room began to empty, Castellanos soon found herself alone with Barney. “It’s quite a group you have here, Captain,” she said with a wry smile.
Barney chuckled. “They are something else, aren’t they? But they’re good cops, Castellanos, every one of them. They care.” He paused and then looked at her with genuine warmth. “How are you doing, really? With everything.”
Castellanos took a deep breath. “It’s hard. Some days are better than others, but being here, with these people – it helps. It reminds me that there’s still good in the world, even in the midst of all the chaos.”
Barney nodded. “We’re here for you, Castellanos. All of us. Don’t hesitate to lean on us if you need to.”
“Thank you,” she smiled. “I’m glad to be here. You know why I had to leave the Seventy First and it’s good to be a sergeant again, not the widow of a lieutenant killed in the line of duty.”
“You’re still that,” said Barney. “I hope you find the fresh start you’re looking for. If you think I’m smothering you, say something. Good night.”
“Good night, Captain.”
As Castellanos left the precinct that night, she looked back at the building, its windows glowing faintly in the darkness. Despite the grief and the challenges ahead, she felt a sense of belonging, a glimmer of hope in the heart of the city that never sleeps. The 12th Precinct might be a chaotic, dysfunctional place, but it was also a place where people cared, where even the most bizarre situations could be met with a mixture of humor, compassion, and a healthy dose of New York cynicism. And maybe, just maybe, that was enough to keep her going.