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If you leave now, I’ll never forgive you by CharacterInTheBack
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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This is hard….what you’re doing.” He looked sad.
Something horrible slithered around in Harris's stomach at the look in the other man’s eyes.
“What are you talking about Woj?”
The big man gestured with his free hand to the wound.
“This,” he said, “is hard. It’s hard to be the other guy, to watch someone die. I’ve done it, I did it a lot, in ‘Nam.”
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It Takes A (Greenwich) Village by LizardBoyfriend
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV), Starsky & Hutch
07 Jun 2026
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NYC Detectives Arthur Dietrich and Ron Harris of the 12th Precinct have been both detective partners and romantic partners for 2 years. Starsky and Hutch fly to New York for a quick turnaround trip to pick up a prisoner to be tried in LA. It only takes one Friday night for Starsky and Hutch to realize they love each other, with the help of sly matchmakers/gay role models Dietrich and Harris, some Star Wars philosophy, and a tipsy late night stroll.
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Appearances are not always what they seem to be. The secret life of Nick Yemana.
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Star Trek: The 12th Precinct by Princess_Qwerty
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
26 Apr 2026
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The following takes place in the 23rd Century. While Starfleet officers explore strange new worlds, the New York Police Department maintains law and order within the confines of Federation space. The crew of the USS Mulberry, NCC-1212, has been entrusted by Starfleet with a patrol sector covering eighty star systems, the Little Italy nebula, a comet graveyard, and one asteroid belt that nobody can agree belongs to anyone. All events depicted herein are simultaneously more and less plausible than they appear.
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Welcome to the bustling atmosphere of the 12th Precinct, where the walls are adorned with memories and the air thick with camaraderie and sometimes chaos. A new detective looking for a fresh start finds something unexpected at 205 Mulberry Street. "Uniform Shenanigans at the 12th Precinct" introduces the original character.
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Choclaetgs and dcookies for everyone!!! by Amedia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, due South, The Rat Patrol, Tatort (TV 1970), 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV), Barney Miller (TV)
25 Feb 2026
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Gilderoy hosts an event and gives out chocolates (and cokeis to those who are allergic tochoclate)
Prompts: Chocolate, my bloody valentine
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- Part 6 of Firewhiskey Fics
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The Inconvenient Homicide of a Wiseguy by Princess_Qwerty
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV), Columbo
14 Feb 2026
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When a scared killer flees Los Angeles and finds refuge among old friends in the chaotic 12th Precinct, LAPD Lieutenant Columbo—an unassuming master of Southern California subtlety—must navigate the loud, fast-paced world of NYC’s Little Italy and the skeptical, streetwise detectives of the old One-Two, clashing cultures and clashing methods to catch a killer who thinks he’s vanished into the crowd.
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What happens when a tongue‑in‑cheek satire of police routine meets an eccentric, otherworldly outsider who, despite his oddities, genuinely prevented a crime?
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What happens when two dry cleaners point fingers at each other in Greenwich Village? It's up to the old One Two to get to the bottom of things.
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The Tantalus V Incident by Princess_Qwerty
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series
20 Sep 2025
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Lack of coffee is a crime...even in the 23rd Century...as the men of the 12th take to the stars.
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It felt like an eternity of despair even though barely a week passed by. Separated from his wife and family, Barney contemplates his current situation.
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Once again, the men of the 12th Precinct done their blues while aspiring detectives reported in for the annual sergeants’ exams.
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- English
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The gang down at the 12th precinct want the best recruits for detective and have devised a little test using a Story with a Hole mystery. Set during the last season, a one shot complete. I don't own these characters but they do get out of the squad room once in a while.
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- Part 3 of Story with a hole
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Inspector Luger knew what it was like to be in his shoes. He knew how it felt to be so deep in sorrow tha the only way out was to end your live. But it doesn't have to be that way. For him or Dietrich.
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Shadows On The Old One-Two by Gojirob
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Barney Miller (TV)
30 Apr 2025
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It's 1977, and the 12th Precinct is caught between two adversaries: Slayer Nikki Wood and Spike. Captain Barney Miller and his men have seen some weirdos before--but never like this. AU ending for one of the series. 2 other tangential Xovers involved.
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Luger Of The Mind by Gojirob
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Barney Miller (TV)
05 Apr 2025
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Journey with Captain Barney Miller and the crew of the NCC-1712, The USS Pitlik, as they journey to Tantalus Five, where it seems Admiral Luger's nephew, Doctor Tristan Adams, may be up to no good. The old One-Two boldly goes where no precinct has gone...
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- Part 1 of Star Trek Episode Remixes
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After giving his men an update on Chano's well-being following a shooting incident, Barney is reminded of the bravery and friendship of the men of the 12th Precinct. (Episode; "The Hero").
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As Thanksgiving approaches, Harris and Dietrich get into a serious argument, Luger plans to propose to his long-time girlfriend, and the Brouwers show up with their usual chaotic squabbling.
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- Part 5 of Nocturne
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Dietrich tags along while Harris buys a new suit.
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Fancast of Marvel Characters set in the 50s, 60s, and 70s + Crack Fic by Classchic1
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Black Panther (2018), Black Panther (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Incredible Hulk (TV), Thor (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Winter Soldier (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, American (US) Actor RPF, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), 20th Century CE RPF, Post-Classical Hollywood RPF, World War I - Fandom, World War II - Fandom, Korean War - Fandom, Columbo, The Rockford Files, Benson (TV), Bonanza, Original Work, Star Trek: The Original Series, Barney Miller (TV), Multi-Fandom, Old Hollywood, Classic Hollywood Movies, Classic Hollywood Actors & Actresses, The Godfather (1972 1974 1990)
08 Jun 2024
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Like the title says, I wanted to create a Marvel Universe for these dates and then a short crack-ish fic with some of the characters!