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1. don’t look a gift horse in the mouth by EstelleDarling

   Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ivan/Till (Alien Stage)
   • Ivan (Alien Stage)
   • Till (Alien Stage)
   • Hyuna (Alien Stage)
   • Hyun-Woo (Alien Stage)
   • Luka (Alien Stage)
   • Mizi (Alien Stage)
   • Sua (Alien Stage)
   • Ivan Birthday Fic
   • Ivan’s birthday is like near Christmas in this story for no reason idk
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Emo Till
   • why is that not a tag
   • friend group antics
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Crushes
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Dildos
   • very bad decisions are made while drunk
   • author knows this curse well
   • more tags to come
   • porn to come
   • or should I say cum

   Summary

   “You got him a what?”

   “A fucking dildo, alright?!” Till yelled, face burning even as he snapped angrily, crossing his arms defensively over his chest. “I got him a dildo!”

   “What the fuck possessed you to get Ivan a dildo for his birthday?!” Mizi wheezed amidst her violent laughing.

   Till covered his face, wanting nothing more in that moment than to be completely and utterly dead as a doornail, six feet under the ground, ashes scattered in the river of Bad Gay Decisions. “Vodka, two days without sleep, and a whole box of Krispy Kreme donuts before an impromptu trip to a sex shop.”

   OR

   Till drunkenly gets Ivan a dildo for his birthday as a gag gift. Neither of them expected the “gag” part of that to be so literal.

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   English

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