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1. Do You Do Lobotomies? by douniadogood for evigheden_7

   Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Carlisle Cullen/Charlie Swan
   • Carlisle Cullen
   • Charlie Swan
   • Crack
   • Gay Sex
   • Blood as Lube
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Happy Birthday evigheden_7!
   • titsoak
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   DYDL: Say it. Out loud.

   Two cans of Rainier's, a cordless power drill, and a cob of corn.
   "Do you do lobotomies?" Charlie asks.
   Carlisle mishears him.
   Absolutely nothing gay happens, because Charlie is VERY straight.

   Language:

   English

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