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  1. we're all in the mood for a melody (and you've got us feeling alright) by

    Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)  

    17 Feb 2013

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    "I was just thinking, you look like you give great fellatio," Q explains, because it isn't like he was staring to be weird or anything, only then Bond fumbles the glass he's holding and nearly spills brandy down his front.

    (The one where Q plays piano at the hotel where Bond bartends, and the combined powers of alcohol and Billy Joel induce a reluctant, clumsy love story.)

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