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multiple gay teenagers in a trench coat
kazu: wait so like is it today the new ppl are comig OR
sonia: soda
kazu: I FORGOT
fuyu: “i forgot”
kazu: peko if i hit fuyu do you pinky promise to not hurt me
peko: maybe
kazu: ill bring my cat to school
peko: goodbye young master
fuyu: WTF
sonia: this is how the enemy gets peko
sonia: animals
kazu: okay tho is my question getting answeed
ibuki: WEED
kazu: STOP
sonia: they are coming today, chiaki will be needing our help as she's helping two classes by herself
kazu: so what im hearing is lock Myself away
fuyu: ill personally kick ur door down
ibuki: kazzzzzyyyyyy you GOTTA help girl !!
kazu: SOCIAL ANXIETY
sonia: ill be with you the entire time (◕ᴗ◕✿)
kazu: I've been bribed
fuyu: its too early for lesbians
ibuki: its 10am
fuyu: on a SATURDAY
chiaki: please come help im convulsing /nsrs
chiaki: but i genuinely need help
sonia: coming !
kazu: life360 ml
fuyu: i just have you all chipped
ibuki: WHAR
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chiaki genuinely felt they were going to throw up, while not the entirety of both classes were there, it would be split up, there was still a lot of people.
“what is going on”
“this is SO unprofessional”
“hey give her a break man”
chiaki let out a sigh as she heard fuyuhikos voice from down the hall.
“we apologize for all of this but you needn't place any blame on chiaki, they are simply doing what they can in this situation”
sonia spoke up, placing a hand on chiakis shoulder and smiling at the crowd of people.
“i am sonia nevermind, the ultimate princess, im pleased to meet all of you”
ibuki jumped to stand next to Sonia, almost falling, smiling wildly.
“hellooooo~!! i-buki mio-da!! put it together and what do ya get? ibuki mioda! the ultimate musician!”
ibuki gave the crowd finger guns
fuyuhiko was the next person, he scanned the crowd, letting a sigh out
“im fuyuhiko kuzuryu, the ultimate Yakuza”
most of the crowd started to mumble, a boy with blue hair looked a fuyuhiko
“im pretty sure I've had to clean up messes of yours but i could be fuckin wrong”
sonia blinked
“and you are? im sorry if it sounds rude! im just wondering what you meant by ‘cleaning up’!”
the blue hair kid let out a sigh
“kamimura kazutoshi, the ultimate crime scene cleaner”
sonia practically lit up at that
“a crime scene cleaner? oh that is amazing! i would love to hear all about it!!”
kamimura just stared at her
“aren't you a fucking princess?”
sonia let out a soft laugh
“well yes but i do love horror and anything involving the occult! and your ultimate is something i would love hearing more about!”
kamimura just nodded
“alright, whatever”
kazuichi nervously walked up
“u-uhm, im kazuichi soda, the ultimate mechanic, need help with anything machine wise just come to me i do my services for free if your a student”
and with that the introductions for the student guides wrapped up. chiaki quickly turned around and faced the new students
“please follow me, first we need to go by the dorms”
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peko: how is everything going? apologies i cannot be there, harukawa needed something from me
mikan: i-i cannot leave the m-medbay but please s-stop by!
sonia: we all understand! everything is going well!
kazu: she made a friend
sonia: kamimura is just so interesting! i love hearing about his different jobs!
peko: another for the nest
sonia: i am not a mother bird
kazu: ehhhhh
hiyoko: WHAT WHERE ARE YOU I GOTTA INVESTIGATE
hiyoko: im nosey
sonia: freshman dorms! the newest building
hiyoko: chiaki im coming for you
fuyu: sounds gay
hiyoko: STFU FAGGOT
kazu: SLUR JAR
teru: i made cookies
teru: eat.
kazu: i miss when you were a pervert not you just help my ed
fuyu: walking to chiaki i need my boyfriend's fucking food rn
peko: satan works hard but young master worked harder to help teru
kazu: LMAO
ibuki: MIKAAAAAAAN DO YOU HAVE SHIT READY FOR KAMIMURA KAZUTOSHI, NINOMIYA YOUHEI AND WADA MASANARI
mikan: one moment !
teru: i believe i have their food lists
fuyu: you do
teru: hi i love you marry me
kazu: im moh
fuyu: AFTER HIGHSCHOOL
teru: yes.
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“chiaki we need to hurry up teru made food”
chiaki stared at fuyuhiko, narrowing their eyes
“im not speeding this up so we can see your boyfriend”
kazuichi let out a wheeze, the newer students covering their mouths to hide giggles.
fuyuhikos face lit up, completely red
“shut up shut up”
“IM FUCKING HERE PIGS”
everyone turned around to see hiyoko walking up to them, her sandals making making loud “clunk” sounds as she walked up to the front of the group.
“ibuki told me to introduce myself so whatever, im hiyoko saionji, the ultimate traditional dancer”
a girl stuck her hand up, pushing herself forward
“like, traditional traditional dances?”
hiyoko rolled her eyes
“no traditional new dances, YEA traditional traditional dances”
the girl smiled
“fuck yes, im watari the ultimate fire dancer and like id love to learn from you”
hiyoko paused, pink dusting her cheeks, everyone from her class smirked. the easiest way to get into hiyokos heart was to learn from her.
“well sure! don't
expect me to be easy on you just because your new”
“bet!”
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kazu: hiyoko has a student now chat
mikan: o-oh?
kazu: yeah a fire dancer
akane: OH SHIT FIRE !!
fuyu: NO