Work Text:
Tuesday June 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
📌 For when life is overwhelming
5 things you can see
4 things you can hear
3 things you can feel
2 things you can smell
1 thing you can taste
copy and use this to ground yourself ☀️
Thursday June 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
📌 London
Flight lands London 12:15 PM Sunday their time but it’ll feel like 7:15 AM for us
Ollie picking us up
Visa paperwork in backpack
Henry has his passport - responsibility!
Stay with Beard
Gift for Jane 😬 in suitcase
Freight boxes arriving 7/7
Friday June 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Handsfree Note Taking
“Hey Siri”
“Create a note” or “Take a Note”
The first line of the note becomes the title or name of the note, for example “Grocery List.”
Say punctuation and use “New Line” to move to the next line.
Saturday June 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Tim Allen
Bugs Bunny
Danny Devito
Colman Domingo
Sunday June 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Buy for Henry
◯ School uniform
◯ School books
◯ School bag
◯ New socks
◯ Pajamas on sale
◯ Swimming goggles
◯ Swim towel
◯ New helmet
◯ M&Ms
◯ Mario World game
◯ Dune book
◯ BMX bike
◯ Signed Zava ball
◯ Iron Man lifesize statue
Monday June 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Shopping List
◯ Caffeine tablets
◯ Eye drops
◯ Bread
◯ Butter
◯ Eggs
◯ Milk
◯ Peanut Butter
◯ Apples
◯ Bananas
◯ Also reminder to change iphone password so Henry stops hacking in
◯ Dad it’s not hacking if you tell me your password
◯ Chocolate
◯ Crisps
Monday June 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Love Island is a reality tv show
Monday June 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
To do
Ask Rebecca if she knows that the Spice Girls broke up because Scary Spice and Ginger Spice were secretly together and they broke up
Tuesday June 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jet lag cures
coffee
daylight exposure
melatonin
drink water
dancing
Tuesday June 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
📌
Do not touch Jane’s blue mug
Tuesday June 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Beard coffee
Wednesday June 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Richmond rentals
Petersham Road Flat
Henry likes attic room for activities
Good location, close to tube, the green
Kitchen nice but steps tripping hazard
Needs repainting
Restrooms concerningly small
No yard or balcony
Silver Birches Close terrace
Nice yard
Oven doesn’t work!
Bedrooms small
Lower Grove Road house
Fireplace is nice
Living room good for sleepovers - Henry
Far from Rebecca
Two windows jammed, need fixing
Yard is nice
Marble floors not my preference
Richmond Hill house
LOVE the barbecue courtyard area
No yard but close to the Green
Nice floors
Echoes a lot, will need dampening and rugs
Pretty sunsets down at the river
WINNER
Thursday June 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
For house
◯ Peanut butter
◯ Wooden spoon
◯ Spatula
◯ Sieve
◯ Mixing bowl
◯ Bowls
◯ Plates
◯ Forks/knives/spoons
◯ Cups
◯ Mugs
◯ Pots
◯ Pans
◯ Chopping board
◯ Bread knife
◯ Paper towel
◯ Toilet paper
◯ Cleaning spray
◯ Wipes
◯ Dishwashing tablets
◯ The stuff that also goes in the dishwasher
◯ Bread
◯ Instant ramen
◯ Apples
◯ Pasta
◯ Pasta sauce
◯ Parmesan cheese
◯ Ketchup
◯ Matches
◯ Scissors
◯ Bucket
◯ Mop
◯ Dustpan & brush
◯ Trash bags
◯ Shampoo & conditioner
◯ Beer
◯ Orange juice
Saturday June 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
TAXES OVERDUE SINCE 4/14!
Saturday June 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
EE Dave technician will install wifi Thursday 11 AM
Sunday June 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Shopping List
◯ Cooking chocolate chips
◯ Baking soda
◯ Eggs
◯ Milk
◯ Butter
◯ Flour
◯ Self raising flour
◯ Icing sugar
◯ Brown sugar
◯ Sea salt
◯ Broccoli
◯ Potatoes
◯ Carrots
◯ Pumpkin
◯ Chicken breast
◯ Sausages
◯ Garlic
◯ Brown rice
◯ Onion
◯ Peas
◯ Mustard
◯ Bacon
◯ Pancake mix
◯ Peanuts
◯ Oranges
◯ Strawberries
◯ Blueberries
◯ Beer
◯ Wine
◯ Whisky
◯ Lemonade
Sunday June 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I owe Mae £40
CALL HSBC
Monday June 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rebecca recommends Whore’s bank…
What does she mean
ALSO TAXES OVERDUE
Tuesday July 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Beefeater tours every 30 minutes
Wednesday July 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Keeley drinks almond milk lavender lattes now
Rebecca still drinks hot brown water
Thursday July 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/07/03/afc-richmond-are-the-gayest-club-in-the-wsl
Friday July 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Beardo says Fran Kirby left Chelsea for Brighton
Google it later
Beardo confirmed t shirts for pride!!!!!
Friday July 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
10am marshal at Green Park
Keeley is bringing glitter and face paint
Wear short shorts
Wear sun protection!
Will be 74°F
Afterparty in Soho. Colin and Jamie have the details
Henry to stay at Beard’s overnight
Saturday July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The d word I can’t say on bikes were very cool
Saturday July 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fag means cigarette here
Saturday July 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Boots doesn’t mean the pharmacy
Saturday July 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That boofing means doing drugs up the butt and it does not sound practical also watch Hacks Ted hurry the fuck up we’re doing shots I’m coming yes diva
Sunday July 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
jug
jugs
Sunday July 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dear Rebecca,
I’m sorry I let things happen hwo it happen
Hey Rebecca,
I’m sorry so let things happen how they did
Rebecca,
If I could change the way I acted I would
I regret? /
I hate?
We drifted an I don’t lnow how to get you back
Rebecca,
I owe you an apology. I owe you a whole lot
Sunday July 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Shopping List
◯ Ibuprofen
◯ Pink boxes
◯ Biscuit tray
◯ Oven mitts
Monday July 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Book tickets for spy thriller movie with Roy
Workout
TAX EXTENSION
Read book
Monday July 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Women’s Super League
12 clubs
Season starts Sept 6
Start training in mid July
Pre-season friendlies in Aug
Domestic cup - Women’s FA Cup
Clubs to watch:
Chelsea - best in WSL. Richmond-Chelsea last result 0-4 ☹️ Fran Kirby just left
Arsenal - won Champion’s League and beat Barcelona
Man City - Chloe Kelly left for Arsenal
Man United - won FA cup last year
Tuesday July 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
📌
Freight boxes will now arrive on 7/28! 😬
Tuesday July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shopping List
◯ Silver paint for Henry’s
◯
Wednesday July 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Leslie is ill. Make soup tonight
Thursday July 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
C. Hoare & Co. bank
https://www.hoaresbank.co.uk
+ 44 20 73534522
Sunday July 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
To do
Sandwich with Beard
Rebecca’s biscuits
US TAX EXTENSION!!!! CALL IRS
UK TAX PAPERWORK WHATEVER IT IS
Cook pasta
Watch American Factory documentary
Monday July 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Women’s team
Captain - Laura
Frida is scary
Too much pressure on them to succeed
There are 3 Jamie Tartt wannabes on this team
How many lesbians can there be
4 diagnosed with ADHD
Dating web is complicated
Wednesday July 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Baby Beard loves apple pies!
Thursday July 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
https://youtu.be/PRm…
Strength Workout for Fathers in their Forties
Friday July 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Meet Rebecca and Nora tomorrow at 10am at Natural History Museum
Note - stop at South Kensington Books and Café de Nata
Beard recommends Brother Marcus
Saturday July 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Megatherium americanem is a giant sloth
Weighed up to 4 tons
They overlapped with humans
Vegetarian
😎
Saturday July 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Disney password
H3nryLikesL3g0
Sunday July 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
◯ Buy nonslip mat for shower
Tuesday July 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Players dating
Jude has dated Molly and Abbie
Abbie has dated Aisling
Aisling and Laura share the same ex girlfriend who plays for West Ham
Aisling now in “situationship” with Yana according to Laura
Wednesday July 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
28.90
Friday July 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Arthur Bryant’s BBQ sauce delivery by 8/7 🙏
Saturday July 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rebecca
Tuesday July 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Men’s Players review for Roy
Isaac, Jamie, Colin, Zoreaux, Jan, Arlo, Anders - No notes
Bumbercatch - quiet right now. Why? He is a mystery
Dani - stressed, having relationship problems
New left back - nervous/shy, needs to bond with the team
New winger - skill issue? - favors left side passes
New center back - attitude problem, hostile. Might be affecting the left back
New goalkeeper - compares himself to Zoreaux too much
O’Brien - tore his butt
Paul - move to bench / plan for retirement :(
Wednesday July 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Rebecca and Keeley last Wednesday of month @ 2pm - top secret project aka spa day. I know nothing 🤫
Wednesday July 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
📌 Players dating
Jude has dated Molly and Abbie
Abbie has dated Aisling
Aisling and Laura share the same ex girlfriend who plays for West Ham
Aisling now in “situationship” with Yana according to Laura
Faye has dated Jordan from Arsenal
Rex has kissed Hayley, now dating a player at Man City. Her gf is Abbie’s sister
📌 Thursday July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Freight boxes arriving 8/4 😬
Friday August 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Headache :(
Friday August 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Canada has the most lakes in the world
880,000 lakes 🤯
Saturday August 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Henry’s friend Max was rude to someone
Now Tyrone isn’t answering Henry’s facetimes?
Henry hates Jonathan?
Ask Michelle
Sunday August 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Rebecca doesn’t like red onion in her salads
Monday August 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Shopping List
◯ Milk
◯ Pancake mix
◯ Whole Chicken
◯ Lemon
◯ Garlic
◯ Onion
◯ Potatoes
◯ Carrots
◯ Pumpkin
◯ Rosemary
◯ Gravy
◯ Baking soda
◯ Vinegar
◯ Scissors
Monday August 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the box marked Electronics actually contains sweaters
Tuesday August 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Find a bicycle repair shop for Henry’s bike
Wednesday August 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Insurance claim for fate transit damages dang it no Siri I said Google freight transit damages go to Google thank you okay you can stop now
Wednesday August 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Headache again. Ibuprofen is not working.
Rebecca says see a doctor
Thursday August 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BBQ SAUCE ARRIVING TODAY
Also buy a dishwashing scrub brush and soap on way home
Thursday August 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Meet Rebecca at Tate Modern at 10am on Saturday
Thursday August 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
BBQ Sauce ❤️❤️❤️
Friday August 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Day off plans
Sleep in
Work out
Laundry
Doctor’s appointment
Bake
Read book
Watch movie with Henry
Friday August 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Doc appointment notes
Doctor Jerjen says drink more water and less alcohol and get more sleep
Might be stress related
Book another session with Sharon
blood pressure good
Blood test results in 1 week
Saturday August 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Tate Modern
David Hockney!!
A Bigger Splash
R likes it
Sunday August 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
To do
Ask Rebecca about seeing The Naked Gun
Football in park with Henry
Lunch with Beard
Fill in paperwork for Henry’s new school
Grocery shopping
Monday August 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kvklDSNAkcENUPfEvQNvC?si=JnhLh__8SiKqBY7amdnW0Q
Tuesday August 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Jude uses they/them pronouns
Wednesday August 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
📌 Players dating 🤯
Jude has dated Molly and Abbie
Abbie has dated Aisling
Aisling and Laura share the same ex girlfriend who plays for West Ham
Aisling now in “situationship” with Yana according to Laura
Faye has dated Jordan from Arsenal
Rex has kissed Hayley, now dating a player at Man City. Her gf is Abbie’s sister
Faye is dating Tanya - per Laura
Molly and Tanya hooked up at last year's Christmas party and haven’t spoken of it since then - per Laura
Alex is dating Lucy’s ex at Man City
Thursday August 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dr Sharon says remember it’s okay to ask for help
Friday August 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Blood results fine
Recommend eye exam and physio if physical
Monitor headaches
Friday August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Go to an Every Man cinema next time
Saturday August 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
To do
◯ CALL IRS
◯ Henry’s school paperwork
◯ New laces for Henry
◯ Fix bathroom light
◯ Unpack 3 boxes
◯ UK Tax paperwork
◯ Watch American Factory documentary
Monday August 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Rebecca cleaning agency
Speak to Lisa
Phone 020 7946 0283
Wednesday August 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Pink tulips
Friday August 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Remind me to call the IRS and the cleaning lady and Henry’s new school oh and shoot I forgot about the bathroom light remind me to buy a new bulb dad can you stop using Siri for everything it’s so annoying am I annoying I’m watching tv oh alright then
Saturday August 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Goal - Aisling
Goal - Hayley
Laura good energy
Jude cocky
Molly and Faye too negative
Aisling has excellent form. Rex jealous?
Sunday August 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
📌 To do
CALL IRS TOMORROW DURING USA BUSINESS HOURS
Fix bathroom light
Find my blue striped tie
UK Tax paperwork also
Watch American Factory documentary
Monday August 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Wordle
BIRTH
MIRTH
GIRTH hehe
FIRTH?
Thursday August 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Leslie taking care of UK tax paperwork — ref K2740247
Friday August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
📌 Players dating 🤯
Jude has dated Molly and Abbie
Abbie has dated Aisling
Aisling and Laura share the same ex girlfriend who plays for West Ham
Aisling now in “situationship” with Yana according to Laura
Faye has dated Jordan from Arsenal
Rex has kissed Hayley, now dating a player at Man City. Her gf is Abbie’s sister
Faye is dating Tanya - per Laura
Molly and Tanya hooked up at last year's Christmas party and haven’t spoken of it since then - per Laura
Alex is dating Lucy’s ex at Man City
Katie and Abbie are dating non-footballer women
Millie, Virginia and Frida are straight
Sunday August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Henry starts school on Wesnesday! Drop him off at 8:30 AM
Monday September 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
📌 To do
CALL THE IRS
Fix Henry’s football shorts hem
Read Henry’s homework
Fix bathroom light
Unpack last boxes
Work out!
Tuesday September 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Kenny Rogers Comp
What are your top 5 Kenny Rogers songs?
The Gambler
Islands in the Stream
We’ve Got Tonight
You Decorated My Life
She Believes in Me
In 25 words or less, what’s your favorite Kenny Rogers related memory?
Being introduced to his music by my father before he passed away and listening to The Gambler together on the drive to school.
Wednesday September 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan
Thursday September 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Blood moon on Sunday evening
Thursday September 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
📌
Joanie at the IRS
Real nice lady
From Oklahoma
Pet fish
Ref-18302859
6 month extension from original date!! Now due 10/15!!!!
Friday September 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Shopping List
◯ Razor
◯ Shaving cream
◯ Deodorant
◯ Confectioner’s Sugar (Icing Sugar!)
◯ Milk
◯ Butter
◯ Flour
◯ Pasta
◯ Tomatoes
◯ Cheese
◯ Bread
◯ Eggs
◯ Cereal
◯ Sharpie
◯ Cellotape
◯ Gift wrap
◯ Ribbon
Saturday September 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Elastigirl 😍
Sunday September 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Improved Biscuits!
2 cups flour
1/4tbsp course salt
1 cup (2 sticks) room temperature unsalted butter
¾ cup confectioner’s sugar
Sunday September 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The eclipse wasn’t as good as the eclipse of 1982
Monday September 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
◯ Haircut
◯ New tie
Tuesday September 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Ronnie
Wednesday September 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
What is a Jojo Siwa
Thursday September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Made a deal with Henry’s teacher to learn how to take the tube
Friday September 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Leave by 6:20 PM to meet Beard and Roy and Rebecca and Keeley tomorrow for poker
It will be okay
You got this
Saturday September 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I can see my hand and my gum jacket what next man four things I can hear I can hear what can I hear Roy’s car engine and my breathing Rebecca I Ted are you alright just breathe darling breathe here give me that there you go squeeze my hand it’s alright
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey Rebecca if we could forget about yesterday that would be swell :)
Thanks, Ted
Hi Rebecca, I’m a little embarrassed so if you could please just ignore everything I said at your house
Appreciate you. Ted
Hi Rebecca, thank you for yesterday and I’m sorry for yesterday. I hope you’re not uncomfortable now
Ted
Hey Rebecca
I want to die :)
Love Ted
Hi Rebecca
Thank you for making September 13 a bit more bearable. I’m terribly embarrassed by how I behaved… Please erase the memory.
Ted
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
📌
https://wosochart.github.io/TheWosoChart/
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Interesting
Beth Mead (Arsenal/England) and Vivianne Miedema (Manchester City/Netherlands)
Viv transferred to City from Arsenal
Since the relocation to Manchester, where does their dog Myle live?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/Miedema-on-facing-Mead-at-Euro-2025
Sam Kerr (Chelsea/Australia) and Kristie Mewis (West Ham/USA) are married and have a baby!!
Lucy Bronze (Chelsea/England) and Ona Battle (FC Barcelona/Spain) rumored to be an item
Jess Carter (Gotham FC & England) and Ann-Katrin Berger (Gotham FC/Germany) engaged
Met playing at Birmingham FC 🥹
Berger may be the best goalkeeper in the league? Berger made title winning saves against Man City
Berger beat thyroid cancer twice!!
Is this what Beard meant when he said we need to get Burger next year?? Not burgers?
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
📌 To do
Ask Beard about Burger
Ask Rex for the tea on Lucy Bronze and Ona BATLLE
Yana is in the closet 😢
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
https://people.com/former-uswnt-players-tobin-heath-and-christen-press-reveal-theyve-been-dating-for-8-years-8689877
Leah Williamson from Arsenal is dating Elle Smith
Model Miss USA and a journalist
Ellie Carpenter (Chelsea/Australia) is married to Daniëlle van de Donk (London City Lionesses)
Aurora Galli (Everton/Italy) dating Nathalie Björn (Chelsea/Sweden)
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
📌 Players dating 🤯
Jude has dated Molly and Abbie
Abbie has dated Aisling
Aisling and Laura share the same ex girlfriend who plays for West Ham
Aisling now in “situationship” with Yana according to Laura
Faye has dated Jordan from Arsenal
Rex has kissed Hayley, now dating a player at Man City. Her gf is Abbie’s sister
Faye is dating Tanya - per Laura
Molly and Tanya hooked up at last year's Christmas party and haven’t spoken of it since then - per Laura
Alex is dating Lucy’s ex at Man City
Katie and Abbie are dating non-footballer women
Millie, Virginia and Frida are straight
Jude and Faye have the same ex at Everton, Vicky. Do not mention her!!!!
Sunday September 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
https://www.pride.com/culture/sports/AFC-richmond-lesbians
Monday September 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hey doc
What’s crackalackin?
I went a bit insane over the weekend. I had a real bad panic attack at Rebecca’s house and told her about my dad. I was embarrassed but she was awfully kind, as she always is, despite her anger with me. I think I’m in love with her, but I don’t know how to make up for abandoning her for three years. I called in sick today because I couldn’t face her. Also I stayed up all night reading about the interpersonal relationships of my footballers and only feel more lonely now. I need your wisdom.
Ted
Tuesday September 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Rebecca is not mad at you
Wednesday September 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Roy likes a Tiny bookshop game
Thursday September 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
James Bond vs Iron Man
Friday September 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Escape room booking confirmed
Sunday 2PM
Rebecca, Nora, Roy, Keeley, Phoebe, Beard
Saturday September 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Make the strikers run more on Monday
Need to fix Rex’s attitude
Tanya and Faye broke up
Sunday September 21, 2024 at 11:41 AM
https://www.sportbible.com/nba/kobe-bryant-michael-jordan-phil-jackson-876011-20250919
Monday September 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Keeley says I should listen to Jenny (I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship) by Studio Killers
Tuesday September 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
IRS
US Taxes filed 🥳
Wednesday September 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Rebecca’s accountant
Katherine Aylott at Haysmacintyre
You will remember these dates: 😵💫 January 31 and July 31 😵💫
Thursday September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rebecca changed her perfume
Friday September 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Directions to Ola’s tonight
20 Thurloe St
Take the District green line towards Upminster.
Get off at South Kensington.
Follow maps. :)
Call Sam if you get lost
020 7946 1213
Saturday September 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
📌
DO NOT MENTION VICKY PLAYER #9 AT EVERTON TODAY TO JUDE AND FAYE.
POSSIBLY EVEN BENCH JUDE
Sunday September 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Diamond dogs RE Rebecca
Say I should go for it
Say she’s not mad at me
Her weirdness is because she also has feelings for me
Say I have to forgive myself
Monday September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Rebecca bday gift
Spice Girls memorabilia
Biscuits but in a nicer box
Spa voucher
Thursday October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Mae darts o’clock
Friday October 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Get Henry from school and go straight to station for train to Liverpool
Friday October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM — Shared
Room 1290
Beard is 1294
Saturday October 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dad 😭
K A N S A S is a stupid passcode
Change it alr damn bro 😭😭😭
Sunday October 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
To do
◯ Talk to Beard RE:
◯ Shopping
◯ Buy Henry a new hoodie
◯ Get eyes checked
◯ Organize Christmas gifts
◯ Research that women’s player who transferred teams that Beard mentioned when we were at the pub the other month
Monday October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Rebecca bday gift
Spice Girls memorabilia
Biscuits but in a nicer box NO
Spa voucher
Italian restaurant
French restaurant
Pinot
Bath stuff
Jewellery
Pilates?
Tuesday October 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Great British Bake Off
series 10 episode 2 biscuit week
Friday October 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What are you doing tonight? If you’re free, I’d like to take you to dinner. 😊
What are you doing tonight? x
What are you up to tonight?
Can I take you on a date?
Are you free tonight?
If you’re available I’d like to take you to dinner tonight
And every other night forever
Would you like to go on a date with me?
Just thought you should know I’m in love with you. Let’s have dinner?
Any fun weekend plans?
What are your plans for this weekend? Can I be in them?
Friday October 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No problem. Have fun with Sassy and Nora. Say hi for me. See you tomorrow.
No problem. Have a good evening. Say hi to Nora for me.
No problem. See you at the match tomorrow.
Saturday October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What is a Labubu
Sunday October 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Karaoke e tbs £1502.48
Tuesday October 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Shopping List
◯ Toothpaste
◯ Milk
◯ Avocado
◯ Apples
◯ Bananas
◯ Orange
◯ Protein powder
◯ Yogurt
◯ Chicken
◯ Rice
◯ Tofu
◯ Vegetables
◯ Chips
Wednesday October 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Halloween ideas
Cowboy
Led Tasso
Gomez Addams (Need Morticia)
The Naked Gun (Need Rebecca)
Superman
Fantastic four (Rebecca + Beard + Roy lol)
Thursday October 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Molly and Tanya are back on 😒
Saturday October 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Heathrow airport - nice
Gatwick airport - convenient, but do not recommend
Stansted airport - horrible
Sunday October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Road runner
Tweety
Bugs bunny
Daddy fuck
Porky pig
Yozemtn sam
Marvin the
Wednesday October 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My back hurts
Thursday October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
📌 Rebecca’s birthday for Friday
Keeley - owes £150
Beard - owes £150
Leslie & Julie - paid
Roy - paid £300 (for Keeley?)
Jamie - owes £150
Barbara - paid. I owe her a receipt
Sassy & Nora - paid
Friday October 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
To do
◯ Vacuum
◯ Iron shirt
◯ Buy gum
◯ Buy wine
◯ Toothpaste
◯ Cash for sitter
Saturday October 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Rebecca’s cooktop is HOT
Monday October 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Shopping List
◯ Cooking chocolate chips
◯ Baking soda
◯ Eggs
◯ Milk
◯ Butter
◯ Flour
◯ Halloween candy
◯ Pumpkins
Tuesday October 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Julia Roberts’ birthday today
Wednesday October 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
📌
◯ Buy fake blood
◯ Think of vampire jokes that Rebecca will like
◯ See if Henry can stay at his new friend Lyndon’s’ house
Friday October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I vant to suck your blood
Can I come inside?
Sunday November 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
3.1415926535897932384626
Monday November 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Dolly Parton
The Chicks
Loretta Lynn
Shania Twain
Taylor Swift
Patsy Cline
Kacey Musgraves
Tuesday November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Spell I ❤️ U with soccer balls?
With the team?
Mow it into the grass?
In biscuits?
Thursday November 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Gaucho reservation for 7pm next Friday. Need to arrange sitter again
Saturday November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Replace Jude with Lucy until their knee heals
Sunday November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Shopping List
◯ Toilet paper!!!
◯ Shampoo
◯ Conditioner
◯ Dishwashing tablets
◯ Eggs
◯ Bread
◯ Onion
◯ Garlic
◯ Potato
◯ Pumpkin
◯ Breadcrumbs
◯ Chicken
◯ Broccolini
◯ Spinach
◯ Puff pastry
◯ Caramelized onion
◯ Sugar
◯ Flour
◯ Butter
◯ Milk
Monday November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Drop Henry at Rachel Kent’s at 5:45 PM on Friday
Bring cookies
Rachel Kent
020-8334-1339
16 Belmont Rd, Twickenham TW2 5DA, UK
Tuesday November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
To do
◯ Fix bathroom light
◯ Buy condoms
◯ Buy scented candles
◯ Matches
Wednesday November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Adjustable wrench
Thursday November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wear my blue shirt tomorrow night
Saturday November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Call landlord
Need to fix squeaky floorboards
Saturday November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rebecca has my glasses
Monday November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Date ideas
Movies
Karaoke
Minigolf
Bowling
Night market
The pub
Tuesday November 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Good morning, beautiful.
I thought you’d like to know that Henry has football training until 6pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I’m hoping my boss will let me skip out early. 😉
Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Shopping List
◯ Eggs
◯ Toothpaste
◯ Aftershave
◯ Deodorant - me
◯ Deodorant - Henry
Thursday November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Buy lube Ted what did you actually just tell Siri to buy lube yes I did my hands are occupied what’s wrong with that as much as you like to think I can read your gorgeous mind I can’t so I need you to tell me Ted Rebecca I’d really rather not be reminded out loud reminded of what of what Rebecca talk to me please how dry I am oh it’s not a problem baby sure promise it’s not come here there’s nothing wrong with needing a little help gorgeous fuck
Friday November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Civilization game with Henry
◯ Take barbarian outpost
◯ Get science in every city
◯ Build aqueduct in capital
◯ Get more gold via trade and commercial districts
◯ Buy more military
◯ Horses
◯ Put scout on auto explore
◯ Google the religions
Saturday November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Try that new cafe with Rebecca
Sunday November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Yorkshire Puddings
Ingredients
140g plain flour
4 eggs
200ml milk
sunflower oil for cooking
Step 1
Heat oven to 230C/fan 210C/gas 8.
Step 2
Drizzle a little sunflower oil evenly into two 4-hole Yorkshire pudding tins or two 12-hole non-stick muffin tins and place in the oven to heat through.
Step 3
To make the batter, tip 140g plain flour into a bowl and beat in 4 eggs until smooth.
Step 4
Gradually add 200ml milk and carry on beating until the mix is completely lump-free. Season with salt and pepper.
Step 5
Pour the batter into a jug, then remove the hot tins from the oven. Carefully and evenly pour the batter into the holes.
Step 6
Place the tins back in the oven and leave undisturbed for 20-25 mins until the puddings have puffed up and browned.
Step 7
Serve immediately. You can now cool them and freeze for up to 1 month.
Tuesday November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Thanksgiving confirmed
Me & Henry
Rebecca
Beardo & Jane & Babyo
Roy & Keeley & Jamie & Phoebe
Leslie & Julie & Stevie
Nate & Jade
Tuesday November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Constellations
The Plough / The Big Dipper
Look North
seven stars in shape of a saucepan
Orion in winter
three stars in belt
should be this angle, tilt head if need:
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:
Cygnus in summer
a cross shape
like a bird with wings
Thursday November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thankful ❤️
Friday November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Rebecca wears Tam Dao from Diptyque on date nights
Saturday November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
◯ Buy biscuit boxes
◯ Buy a new toothbrush
Sunday November 30 2025 at 6:12 PM
Christmas presents
◯ Rebecca - reservation for that fancy spa in Courchevel & also flights/trip to France for NYE
◯ Henry - new cleats & a Nintendo Switch 2
◯ Beard - Paris catacombs tour
◯ Nate -
◯ Leslie -
◯ Roy -
◯ Keeley -
◯ Mom - a sweater
Monday December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Workout
16 bicep curls
16 lifts
10 weighted squats
12 bar lift ups
16 sit ups
10 push ups
20 sec plank
Tuesday December 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The song which goes like hmm hmm hmmmm hm hm hmm hm hmmm hmmm hmmmmm getting higher
Wednesday December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk
Thursday December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When will Roy propose to Keeley!!!!
Ted - December 28
Beard - New Year’s
Leslie - his birthday
Nate - Valentine’s Day
£50 each
Saturday December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
bug bite
Saturday December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
www.shroomery.org/6257/Magic-Mushroom-Dosage-Calculator
Tuesday December 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
she’s my lion
Thursday December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM — Shared
Christmas at Kew tickets x3
For 12/12 at 6:25 PM
Friday December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mom wants to visit at Easter
Saturday December 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Play Nate’s false 9
Tuesday December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
R had back pain, sore breasts and was grumpy
Thursday December 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Shopping List
Milk
Bread
Butter
Peanut butter
Strawberries
Tony’s chocolonely
Steak
Potatoes
Broccoli
Tea
Tampons
Saturday December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Move Aisling to forward?
Get Hayley to mentor Rex
Sunday December 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM — Shared
Birthday present for Roy
Kebab No, Rebecca
Tie die t shirt NO TED
Yoga mat
Trip to somewhere with Keeley
They can borrow my yacht
Can we go on your yacht
Italy in the summer? xx
Us or Roy and Keeley
Us
Tuesday December 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Santa deliveries:
◯ 62 Masons Ave, Harrow HA3 5AR, UK
◯ 96 Sherwood Rd, South Harrow, Harrow HA2 8AT, UK
◯ 27 Brent Terrace, London NW2 1BX, UK
Wednesday December 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
See told you Siri only answers to me shit I thought my impression of you was quite good it’s not bad honestly baby you have the down just say plan plan plan plan plan plan plan plan plan plan plan plan plan now that word’s lost all meaning that’s called semantic satiation I didn’t know that plan plan plan plan plan plan plan we sound insane right now I’m already insane don’t say that no not that insane though I am a little I’m insanely in love with you Rebecca you’re ridiculous I’m ridiculous am I ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous I love you too
Thursday December 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Thanks for dropping in this morning, Deborah. In future, if you could please knock first, that would be swell.
Friday December 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
To do
◯ Bake gingerbread cookies
◯ Beat Henry at Mario Kart
◯ Wake Rebecca from her nap
Saturday December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yoshi + teddybuggy + rollers + paperglider
Sunday December 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM — Shared
Remember over NYE
Practice football every day
No more than 2 hours of Nintendo per day
Cookies in container
£200 to spend
Roy and Phoebe will pick you up tomorrow 2 PM for the movie
Mae will let you play pinball before 7 PM
Call mom and your grandma after lunch time on NYD. Kansas is 6 hours behind.
Don’t touch Jane’s blue mug
Monday December 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM — Shared
Today
11 AM Flight lands
12:30 PM Arrive Courchevel
Lunch TBD — room service?
3 PM Couples massage
5 PM Rebecca manipedi
8 PM Dinner at Le Montgomerie, Le K2
Tomorrow
10 AM Sauna
2 PM Lunch at Le Chabichou — winter barbecue
7:30 PM Dinner at Bistro Le C
Wednesday / NYE
Ski? Lunch at Le Chalet de Pierres?
8 PM Dinner at Le 1947
Midnight fireworks
Thursday
2 PM Couples massage
Friday
11 AM Check out
Lunch TBD or go straight to jet?
Evening — Get Henry from Beard’s
Tuesday December 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Set reminder to buy more lube again Ted really it’s convenient and I don’t want to run out do you no god fuck just like that wait Ted is Siri still listening
Tuesday December 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To do
◯ delete any other notes where Siri overheard Rebecca and me
Wednesday December 31, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Remember to order the '34 Château Blanc Saint-Emilion Premier Grand Cru tonight
Wednesday December 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reintegration
Four Tempers
Wednesday December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Are massages witchcraft no dang it Siri I said google it Ted are you arguing with Siri again no stop can you come zip up my dress holy smokes Rebecca
Thursday January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
📌 For when life is overwhelming
Hi Ted, I love you.
Take a deep breath.
Remember tonight, watching the fireworks on the ski slopes from our balcony, your arms around my waist. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.
You’re making us tea right now and I thought I’d write this to tell you how much you mean to me. (Blame the champagne if this is cringy).
When I’m stressed, I like to eat your biscuits.
When I’m sad, I like to talk to you because you always make me laugh.
When I need a hug, I want your arms.
When I’m anxious, your heart.
Please call me any time. Find me.
Tell me anything. Tell me everything.
Whatever you need, I’m yours.
Rebecca 😘❤️