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FL: patricide is still illegal right?
CA: ???
CA: Pretty sure all forms of homicide are illegal, dude
CA: WHY???
FL: im not sure why his secsuality matters but im pretty sure my dads straight
CA: I’m* Sexuality*
CA: also one. how do you know Patricide but not Homicide
CA: two. I ask again. WHY????
FL: i wanna kill my dad keep up
CA: Right kay because that was obvious
CA: What did he do this time?
FL: doesnt matter
FL: wuld a knife kill the person i fiction of a country?
CA: Doesn’t* Would* Personification*
CA: No??
FL: damn. what about gators?
CA: I don;t fucking know, maybe??
CA: Why did I give you my number
CA: I have so many regrets. This is one of them
FL: WOOOOOWWWWWW
FL: thatss not as fun wthout Loui here
CA: That’s* Without*
CA: Good.
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FL: Cali
FL: Cali
FL: Cali
FL: California
FL: Nation State
FL: Goldie
CA: Don't call me than
FL: cause that 1s NE Only?
CA: Shut up
FL: no :)
FL: nywys, i had an idea
CA: Anyways*
CA: That's never good
FL: ur so mean to me :(
CA: You’re*
CA: You set my kitchen on fire, I have the right to be rude
FL: ANYWAYS
FL: i was gonna set off fireworks in txass's home to make it up to you
FL: genius right
CA: I can't decide who I wanna be petty towards most, you or Texas.
FL: :(
(read 2:39 pm)
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CA: I know you're like the last person I should be asking this, but you're also the only person I trust to answer my texts
CA: What is the normal amount you're supposed to look at someone when you, say, pass them on the street?
CA: Because I keep accidentally staring at people, waiting for them to like actually look at me so I can acknoledge their existence and then move on
CA: Y'know, like normal people
FL: i have a solution inter nationally stare at people
CA: Intentionally*
CA: No.
CA: Why did I think this was a good idea?
FL: i doubt you think much in general
FL: course neither do i so i cant judge lol
CA: Yeah your typing reflects that
FL: :(
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FL: Do you think i could fit 15 marshmallloows in my mouth?
CA: Marshmallows*
CA: I do not believe you could shut up longenough to do that
FL: wjy do you correct my typos but not yours :(
CA: Why*
CA: I don’t make typos, youre imahining things
FL: Don’t gaslight me
CA: OMG YOU MANAGED PROPER GRAMMAR
CA: SHALL I BRING OUT THE PARTY BALLOONS?? MAYBE BUY YOU SOME WHITECLAW TO CELERY ATE??
FL: ur such an ass hole its honestly beubitufil
CA: Beautiful*
FL: OHMY FUCKING GOS
CA: OH MY FUCKING GOD*
(read 11:59 pm)
CA: Don’t leave me on read, damnit.
CA: DON’T LEAVE ME ON DELIVERED EITHER
CA: Florida
CA: Florida??
CA: Fine, asshole.
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