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#general
Bootyshaker9000
My beloved brethren. If I may inquire, which of you fiends stole my phone to add this application?
NeonLeonnn9000
lmao?? what the hell is this
did you make some discord knockoff??
Bootyshaker9000
Your false confusion does shall not trick me today, Nardo. There's about an 94% chance that you were responsible for this. How did you get my phone and what did you do to it, traitor.
loving father of 1
the fuck
NeonLeonnn9000
and whomst the hell are you????
loving father of 1
ur mom
NeonLeonnn9000
. i know you did not just
Bootyshaker9000
HAH. Owned, Nardo. OWNED.
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
he's been waiting for this moment his whoooole life bromigo
NeonLeonnn9000
ok ill give you that. but it also doesnt?? answer my question?? what is this and who are you
loving father of 1
bold of you to assume id give my name to some rando on the internet. especially "neonleon" and """bootyshaker9000"""
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
raaaaaaaaaaaph we just got here y r you being so meanies ☹️
put some respect on the bootyshakers man ‼️ 💯
loving father of 1
what did i literally just say about sharing my name. not even TWO seconds ago
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
😗soz dude
pls dont kill me
loving father of 1
you are so unbelievably lucky im feeding chompy rn.
sleep with one eye OPEN tonight
Bootyshaker9000
As intriguing as this conversation is, my initial inquiry stands unanswered. Who added this app to my phone and why?
And do NOT say "your mom" again. I will smite you with the force of a neutron star.
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
your mom again
Bootyshaker9000
You are dead to me "Pizza Luvrrr". Dead to me. Sleep with both eyes open tonight.
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
😔
NeonLeonnn9000
in the spirit of getting back at you. LMAO. OWNED
but also tello i dont think that one of us added this
Bootyshaker9000
Incredible analysis, how could you possibly have come to that conclusion?
He said without a hint of sarcasm.
loving father of 1
man fuck this. im out
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
RPAH NOOOO!!! I NEED YOU HEREEEEE
I'M LOST WITHOUT YOUUUUUU
smoooothdonatello
aht the acuhntal hell
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
oh nevermind don is here <3 bye raph idc
loving father of 1
🖕
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
omg!! guys did you make new friends while i was out!! what is this!!!!
smoooothdonatello
gohmygord isthihsn what i whthjn it gjis??????
NeonLeonnn9000
respecfully. was that english
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
hes asking if this is what he thinks it is
which is crazy
imagine thinking
NeonLeonnn9000
mood
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
👉 🙂↕️ 👉
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
OH I JJUST READ NAMES!!! FELLOW PIZZA FAN???
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
HELL YEAH DUDE
PIZZA IS THE BOMB YO
NeonLeonnn9000
fave flavor rn 🔫
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
DUDE!! YOU CANT ASK ME THAT
every version of pizza is amazing 🍕🍕🍕‼️ 💥
smoooothdonatello
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Bootyshaker9000
Pardon me. Is your name actually Donatello?
And you have a brother named Raph?
NeonLeonnn9000
dooooooont care. fave flavor NOW 🔫
smoooothdonatello
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BY NEWTONS beARD
NeonLeonnn9000
somehow even less comprehensible than before
Bootyshaker9000
What a big word for you!
NeonLeonnn9000
shut 🤏
loving father of 1
don. please tell me you're kidding
i cant do this shit again
PLEASE tell me you're kidding
NeonLeonnn9000
im sorry, that was READABLE??
Bootyshaker9000
Didn't you say you were exiting this conversation?
loving father of 1
🖕
Bootyshaker9000
Understandable. Have a good day.
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
wait! omg!!
are you guys US?? (＃°Д°)
Bootyshaker9000
WHAT.
smoooothdonatello
WE;VE ANSDMAUWBVG TO EXFRATBSLKHGI A CONNGECTIPJN BETWREEN TMUT,LIKVERSES!!!
NeonLeonnn9000
PLEASE translate
loving father of 1
he says we've established a connection between teh multiverse.
again.
kms
NeonLeonnn9000
oh word?
neat
don's going to be insane about this for the next three hours.
Bootyshaker9000
IN ALL OF MY YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH I HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF THE MULTIVERSE. I HAVE SPENT SO MANY YEARS ATTEMPTING TO BRIDGE THE GAP THAT LIES IN THE SEAMS OF OUR REALITIES, AND LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE!! OBSERVE THE MAGNIFICENCE!! MY MULTIVERSAL THEORY HAS BEEN PROVEN CORRECT!!!! Not only that, but a means of communication has already been established in such a convenient and wonderful manner; it's all of my greatest wishes realised in a tiny iPhone application!
I AM SO
wait did you say again
loving father of 1
tldr
NeonLeonnn9000
hes excited. go figure
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
THIS IS SO COOL
IS PIZZA LOVER THE OTHER ME??
it makes so much sense, only another version of mikey would understand the love that i have for new york cuisine. the sheer awesomeness of pizza
AAA IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD COOK TOGETHER!! OR PAINT!! OR DO!!
omigoshhhhhh ﾉ(≧∇≦)ﾉ
NeonLeonnn9000
okay okay guys this is cool nd all but we dont' actually know. for sure. that this is legit
lets CALM
lets be normal
R.A.P.H
leo, you've never been normal
why is raph's phone going off so much? is somethig happening?
NeonLeonnn9000
rude 🙄
loving father of 1
. what an inspired name
R.A.P.H
oh thank you !!! it's my name, but it stands for Red Angel of Preventing Harm :D mikey helped me come up with it!!
loving father of 1
...okay??
smoooothdonatello
guys i think im having a stroke
loving father of 1
????
NeonLeonnn9000
hello??? lmao????
dude r u good?????
loving father of 1
im coming over dont fuckin die
Bootyshaker9000
I am experiencing every stage of Nirvana. I have ascended into a higher plane. Brothers, do not come for me, you will not understand my state of euphoria.
loving father of 1
leo could never
NeonLeonnn9000
um??? rude???
dude what is that even supposed to mean 😭
loving father of 1
not you
nevermind. fuck off
i dont have to explain myself
NeonLeonnn9000
my bad for existing then ig 😭
R.A.P.H
ok this is derailing
can someone explain what's goin on please
NeonLeonnn9000
read up big bro
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
RAPHIE!!! THEY'RE US!!!
R.A.P.H
say what now
Bootyshaker9000
Raphael. Brother mine. We have accessed the multiverse.
(Complimentary jazz hands)
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
the ✨multiverse✨
R.A.P.H
we WHAT
NeonLeonnn9000
yeah im not totally buying it but. we're having a fun time and nobody has died yet so! just roll with it
R.A.P.H
just roll with it?? guys how did this even happen!
Bootyshaker9000
I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA!!! I am attempting to hack into the code of this app currently and it's been exceedingly difficult- which lends more credibility to its authenticity. There is no code that I can't crack.
NeonLeonnn9000
is that logic logicing
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
I GOT IT
NeonLeonnn9000
oh damn hey wb
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
HI OTHER ME!!!
Bootyshaker9000
You know how to hack it?!?
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
MY FAVOURITE PIZZA FLAVOR
NeonLeonnn9000
OH WORD
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
!!!!! OMG YEAH!!!!
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
marshmellows, anchovies, sprinkles and lemon juice!!
Bootyshaker9000
. Pardon me. What.
NeonLeonnn9000
aha so you're a jokester
love that for you
okay but what's your actual favourite
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
that's it dude!! its such a good blend of flavors dudeeee
dr delicate touch ಠಗಠ
What.
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
it's like experiencing a new emotion
actually the most epic pizza ive ever made
second only to my pizza shakes bro!!! 🍕
wbu other me? whats ur fave!!
dr delicate touch ಠಗಠ
Michelangelo. I will say this one time. And one time only.
If you ever disrespect the name of pizza like by speaking such filth ever again I am disowning you. I will come for you.
I have ripped apart the space time continuum before and I will do it again.
Sleep with three eyes open tonight.
loving father of 1
we havent even been here for an hour how are you already making so many enemies
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
D
NeonLeonnn9000
damn angelo
i think you killed him
dr delicate touch ಠಗಠ
Good.
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