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1. Once We Get...[gestures vaguely without elaborating] by Teekally

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • this is THE single most fanfictiony title format I have ever used
   • s02e01

   Summary

   It can be tricky when your partner's idea of success means always striving for more-more-more, while your idea of success means making it far enough to put your feet up for a while and coast.

   It's also tricky when your partner seems to forget you're his partner, slips into his old cult leader persona, and tries to sell you his new idea instead of trying to sell you on his new idea.

   But mostly the first one.

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