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1. Empty Hours Of Greed by baptistes

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy
   • Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • Smoking
   • Marijuana
   • Grinding
   • Dry Humping
   • but it's waterboy so it's like... wet humping I guess
   • Loss of Virginity
   • technically

   Summary

   Robert is just trying to beat his snacks out of the vending machine when he hears a squeaky pair of shoes approaching him. He knows, without really knowing anything at all, that someone is going to ask him some stupid shit again. 

   (alternatively: waterboy asks robert where he can get some weed. luckily for him, he knows a guy.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,681

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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