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1. And Several Successive Centuries of Celibacy by MadCyril

   Fandoms: Doctor Who  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
   • F/F, Other, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Underage Sex
   • Clara Oswin Oswald/Strax
   • Tegan Jovanka/Nyssa of Traken
   • The Doctor/Numerous Assistants
   • The Doctor (Doctor Who) & Ace McShane
   • The Doctor & Bill Potts
   • Iraxxa (Doctor Who: Empress of Mars)/Bill Potts
   • Leela/Rodan
   • Jane Austen/Clara Oswin Oswald
   • Heather (Doctor Who: The Pilot)/Bill Potts
   • Bill Potts
   • Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who)
   • Nardole (Doctor Who)
   • Clara Oswin Oswald
   • Strax (Doctor Who)
   • Amelia Pond | TARDIS Interface
   • Victoria Waterfield
   • Jamie McCrimmon
   • Moira (Doctor Who: The Pilot)
   • Penny (Doctor Who: Extremis)
   • Tegan Jovanka
   • Nyssa of Traken
   • Marriner (Doctor Who)
   • World Leaders
   • Liz Shaw (Doctor Who)
   • Brigade Leader Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart
   • Missy (Doctor Who)
   • Martha Jones
   • Ace McShane
   • Leela (Doctor Who)
   • George Litefoot
   • Dalek Sec
   • Shona McCullough
   • Donna Noble
   • Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
   • Rory Williams
   • Wilfred Mott
   • Harold Saxon
   • Rose Tyler
   • Jack Harkness
   • Rodan (Doctor Who)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Iraxxa (Doctor Who: Empress of Mars)
   • Withnail (Withnail & I)
   • Peter Marwood
   • Montgomery Withnail
   • Ursula
   • Bill Potts' Mother (Doctor Who)
   • Adric (Doctor Who)
   • Peri Brown
   • Jane Austen
   • Zoe Heriot
   • Jo Grant
   • Sarah Jane Smith
   • Yrcanos (Doctor Who)
   • River Song
   • Heather (Doctor Who: The Pilot)
   • Orson Pink
   • Archibald Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart
   • The Doctor (Doctor Who)
   • Life in the TARDIS
   • Satire
   • Lemon
   • Witchcraft
   • Schizophrenia
   • Horror
   • Pride and Prejudice References

   Summary

   Seen previously but spring cleaned. Reposted before the world ends.
   Bill Potts meets the Tardis interface in the guise of Amelia Pond. Forget texting and scones, they’re here to examine neural blocks and continuity.
   Classic Who and Nu Who TV are treated as canon... you can create your own filth from the rest.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Chekhov's Fluffy Arsenal

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   245,742

   Chapters:

   59/59

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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