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1. Your “Package” came in the… “Male?” by sojuoppa for irlrozaliya

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, NCT (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Joseph Joestar/Hajime Hinata
   • Hinata Hajime/Komaeda Nagito
   • Joseph Joestar/Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
   • Gojo Satoru/Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna
   • Itoshi Sae/Shidou Ryuusei
   • Batman/Superman (HISHE)
   • Sung Hanbin/Zhang Hao
   • Jeong Yuno | Jaehyun/Suh Youngho | Johnny
   • Joseph Joestar (JoJo: Battle Tendency)
   • Hinata Hajime
   • Komaeda Nagito
   • Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
   • Gojo Satoru
   • Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna's Mother
   • Shidou Ryuusei
   • Cheating
   • Married Couple
   • Married Life
   • Children
   • Sad and Happy
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Murder
   • Hijacking
   • Terrorism
   • E-mail
   • Song: Troublemaker (Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida)
   • Massachusetts
   • Harvard University
   • Batman Played by Robert Pattinson
   • Clark Kent is Superman
   • Top Harry Styles
   • Bottom Kishibe (Chainsaw Man)
   • Makima Being Makima (Chainsaw Man)
   • Itadori Yuuji is Not Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna's Vessel
   • Child Fushiguro Megumi
   • Itoshi Rin is So Done
   • Song: We Fell in Love in October (Girl In Red)
   • Past Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie
   • Denji is a Menace (Chainsaw Man)
   • Based on a Taylor Swift Song
   • Haibara Yu Lives (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Lesbian Hatsune Miku
   • Shinonome Akito is Down Bad
   • Alpha Mark Lee (NCT)
   • Sticker Era (NCT 127)
   • Haunted Houses
   • mailman
   • mail
   • Kujo Jotaro is Bad at Feelings
   • Dead Kakyoin Noriaki
   • Food Kink
   • Milk
   • Cereal
   • Baseball
   • Rouge the Bat and Shadow the Hedgehog are Best Friends
   • Robert Jay Perez - Freeform
   • Yandere Gojo Satoru
   • Pregnancy
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Satire

   Summary

   Joseph cheats on Hajime with Caesar. Hajime cheats on Joseph with Nagito. NCT shows up and Gojo’s here too, say hi. Also Dio and Shadow are married and their daughter is Quanxi.

   disclaimer: this is the best ever fic (satire)

   Series

   • Part 1 of My favorite stories

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,381

   Chapters:

   6/127

   Comments:

   18

   Kudos:

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