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So Pick Me From the Dark and Pull Me From the Grave by Calxe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Cookie Run (Video Game)
05 Feb 2026
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After an awful, awful three way battle between the Beasts, Dark Enchantress Cookie and her minions, and the Ancients, the first wielders of the Soul Jams crumble with nothing but each other left.
People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but the Five had lived for so long. Yet... everything was so monotonous. Centuries slaving away, fulfilling the desires of lesser cookies. Even more spent trapped under that blasted tree.
Few people, fewer things stood out to them in life.
One of those things was Proud Immortal Demon's way.
Not because it was good, but because it was just the opposite. The worst story they had ever had the misfortune of reading. It was such a terrible tale that it was the one thing their minds locked on as they perished.
To wake up in that world as canonfodder, or, witches forbid, one of Luo Binghe's wives? They will do anything to get the plot as far away as possible from the original storyline.
All titles from Still Feel. by Half Alive
This is not in line with the canon of the Bingzhu extra