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Of Ale and Accidents by HoneyMoss for Crypt1dHunt3r
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Jan 2026
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Summary
Bilbo Baggins, renowned and elusive bachelor of the Shire, spends a night down at the Green Dragon Inn, drinking and dancing his night away. He spends a considerable amount of time switching between dancing partners - until he crashes into a tall, dark, mysterious dwarf from the Blue Mountains. This dwarf's accent is thick, his muscle mass thicker, and Bilbo has never been as attracted to someone in his life as he is now.
Thorin Oakenshield, prince to the long-lost kingdom of Erebor, has decided to pull together some of his most trusted friends in order to try to take back his homeland. Once Gandalf, a driving force behind this quest, leads the company to the Shire for their 14th member of the company, Thorin decides to spend some time amongst the people of the Shire before heading to the rendezvous point. There, he meets a young, dashing Hobbit, dancing like nobody could see.
What could a dance and some ale harm?