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too many halves can still make a whole by kaijusalad
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2026
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Summary
On the screen, the newsreader taps his papers against the desk. "Coming up next, we have Black Astrology with everyone's favorite weather lady. Please give her a warm welcome. Ketsuno? Are you there? Ketsuno Ana?"
The broadcast transitions by pulling across a bad-CGI curtain.
"This is Ketsuno!" says the cheerful woman, standing in front of an indecipherable grid of planet positions and rising signs. "To all you Libras out there, the future is looking grim. This position of Uranus typically suggests luck in love, however, when combined with this rare positioning of Planet Vegeta, it actually suggests the opposite-- that you're inherently unloveable and should never have been born in the first place! This goes doubly for those born under this sign with naturally curly hair. Your dead fish eyes are repulsive!"
Ketsuno Ana gives the camera her brightest smile before continuing, bringing her pointer up to the board. "However, not to worry-- Mercury here tells us that you'll drive anyone who could ever love you away before they even get a chance, so really, this Vegeta-Uranus alignment event is no big deal--"
Series
- Part 1 of spoil the broth