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1. [cold read of] What is this? Doordash for rabbits?? by todesesser by Lilyanne69

   Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Crack
   • Comphet WWX shenanigans
   • Vampire Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Silly
   • Was a threadfic
   • handjob
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes

   Summary

   Author Summary:

   Wei Wuxian meets friend of a friend Lan Wangji at Mingjue-ge’s apartment when he escapes to the kitchen for a few minutes. Food-based courting ensues.

   (aka Lan Wangji is a vampire and Wei Wuxian tastes awful)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

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