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[TEAM RWBY >:D]
rubyrose!!! created a group chat
rubyrose!!! added 3 users to [TEAM RWBY >:D]
Yang Xiao Long: GC TIME YEAHHHHH
Weiss Schnee: I sincerely hope this will only be used for professional purposes.
Yang Xiao Long: oml you even have perfect grammar over TEXT bro 😭🙏
Weiss Schnee: What is that supposed to mean?
rubyrose!!!: guys guys guys dont fight we need to be friends :(
Weiss Schnee: Apologies.
Yang Xiao Long: cough gay bitch cough
Weiss Schnee: EXCUSE ME?
Blake Belladonna: wtf is this
rubyrose!!!: BLAKE!! :DDD
Yang Xiao Long: holy hell your name is long asf we are changing that
Yang Xiao Long changed Blake Belladonna's name to kitty cat :)
kitty cat :): really
Yang Xiao Long: ur right i kinda hate it now
Yang Xiao Long changed kitty cat :)'s name to resident emo
resident emo: eh sure
Yang Xiao Long changed Weiss Schnee's name to Ice Queen
Ice Queen changed their name to Weiss Schnee
Yang Xiao Long changed Weiss Schnee's name to Ice Queen
Ice Queen changed their name to Weiss Schnee
Yang Xiao Long changed Weiss Schnee's name to Ice Queen
Ice Queen: FINE.
Yang Xiao Long: HAH
rubyrose!!! changed Yang Xiao Long's name to yangxiaobong
yangxiaobong: RUBY NOOOOO 😭😭😭
Ice Queen: What does "yangxiaobong" mean?
rubyrose!!!: YOUR CHOICES WILL HAUNT YOU, SISTER.
yangxiaobong: ACTUALLY STOP.
resident emo: you have a bong lol
yangxiaobong: NOT ANYMORE I SWEAR
resident emo: shame
yangxiaobong: i mean im sure i could get one
rubyrose!!!: homosexuality?
yangxiaobong: STOP THIS BULLYING AT ONCE.
rubyrose!!!: PAYBACK FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE BITCH
yangxiaobong: WOAH WHAT???
yangxiaobong: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT
rubyrose!!!: where do you think.
yangxiaobong: fuck
yangxiaolong: I MEANT UH
Ice Queen: Language, Xiao Long.
yangxiaobong: ...
yangxiaolong: well now im gonna swear out of pure spite
Ice Queen: You are so incredibly childish.
yangxiaobong: suck my dick ice queen
rubyrose!!!: Blake is currently laughing uncontrollably beside me
resident emo: lies and slander
rubyrose!!!: history teacher called her out lmao
yangxiaobong: yay someone here finds me funny :D
rubyrose!!!: holy gay
yangxiaobong: oh mY GOD
Ice Queen: Why are you two messaging during class?
rubyrose!!!: oobleck is going on about the great war and my ears are bleeding
Ice Queen: The Great War is an essential part of our world's history, Ruby. It would do you good to listen.
resident emo: who raised you
Ice Queen: My father, Jacques Schnee.
resident emo: checks out
yangxiaobong: LMFAO
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yangxiaobong: guys help wtf is the answer for number 4
Ice Queen: Can we manage one class off our phones?
yangxiaobong: ha, no
resident emo: 53
yangxiaobong: tysm blake 🙏🙏
rubyrose!!!: wait wait blake whats the answer for 15
resident emo: 125
rubyrose!!!: thank you :)
Ice Queen: Why are you following their rule breaking, Blake?
resident emo: im bored
rubyrose!!!: help weiss that sigh was years in the making 😭😭
Ice Queen: No, that is just what happens when you two enter someone's life for two weeks.
yangxiaobong: wowwwwww how mean
yangxiaobong: anyway whats number 6
resident emo: 24
yangxiaobong: life saver dude
resident emo: I try my best
rubyrose!!!: ew dont flirt in the gc
yangxiaobong: LEAVE ME ALONEEEE
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yangxiaobong: blake wtf are you doing in detention
Ice Queen: Phones during detention, too?
yangxiaobong: 🖕
rubyrose!!!: blakes in detention???
yangxiaobong: thats what im saying
resident emo: english teacher didnt appreciate my views on faunus racism
yangxiaobong: oh
rubyrose!!!: that sucks im sorry :(
resident emo: its fine
Ice Queen: That makes no sense. Blake, you should be able to express your opinions freely, and I am sorry that happened to you.
yangxiaobong: holy shit???
resident emo: that actually means a lot
resident emo: thanks weiss
yangxiaobong: HOLY SHIT???
yangxiaobong: THEY'RE GETTING ALONG RUBY GET THE CAMERA
rubyrose!!!: YAAYYYYYY
resident emo: okay ew
resident emo: now i dont like her anymore
Ice Queen: The feeling is mutual.
yangxiaobong: 😔😔😔
rubyrose!!!: aw man :(
Ice Queen: Though, I suppose we could be civil.
resident emo: agreed
resident emo: for now
yangxiaobong: WOOHOO
rubyrose!!!: YAY!
[Private Messages between Schnee and Belladonna]
Belladonna: gay bitch
Schnee: You are no better.
Belladonna: kys