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1. The Best (Worst) Birthday Party Plan by Elle_Mariet

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Cormac McLaggen (Mentioned)
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Minerva McGonagall (Mentioned)
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Adult Draco Malfoy
   • Adult Hermione Granger
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Scheming Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Oblivious Hermione Granger
   • Even the best (worst) plans go wrong
   • Birthday Party
   • Birthday Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Dirty Talk
   • Praise Kink
   • Fingerfucking
   • Hand Jobs
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
   • Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy is a Clueless Simp
   • Hermione Granger is So Done
   • Draco Malfoy & Theodore Nott Friendship
   • Theodore Nott is a Menace
   • supportive gryffindors
   • Everyone Knows Except Draco
   • No Angst
   • HEA
   • Supportive Slytherins
   • Fluff and Humor

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy has a flawless plan to make Hermione Granger fall in love with him.

   Step one: throw a massive birthday party and invite literally everyone.

   Step two: very pointedly do not invite Granger.

   Step three: wait for her to show up furious so he can lure her into a private room and kiss her.

   Unfortunately for Draco, Granger is much smarter than he is.

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   English

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