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1. Better Hang Up the Call by PurpleButterfly19

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Damian Wayne
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Justice League Doesn't Know Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Bruce Wayne Knows Clark Kent is Superman
   • Clark Kent Doesn't Know Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Bruce Wayne Loves Clark Kent
   • Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne
   • Dorks in Love
   • Batfamily Meets the Justice League (DCU)
   • Justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   Batman was video calling the Justice League. Their meeting went smoothly…..until Batman went to log off but accidentally muted himself and stayed on call.

   The Justice League leaned a lot that day.

   Batman has many kids

   Batman has a cow

   Batman is a rich Gotham man

   Oh and Batman has a secret crush on Superman….wait! Maybe that last part was too much

   Language:

   English

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   16,127

   Chapters:

   4/4

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