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Chapter 3: Escape room for one

Summary:

Juntae has got himself stuck…

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text



Juntae

GUYS IM FREAKING STUCK IN MY BATHROOM

 

 

Gogo

How-

 

 

BAKU

Surviving 24 hours in the bathroom with scary flying shark challenge ft. the amongus potion…

 

 

Juntae

[sent video of struggling with the door]

 

Juntae

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 💔💔

 

 

Sieun

At least you’re not in public or someone else’s house.

 

 

Gogo

LMAO IS THAT AN ACTUAL EXPERIENCE OF YOURS??

 


[Sieun deleted a message] 

 

 

BAKU [replying to video]

have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

 

Juntae

THIS IS NOT A COMPUTER??

 

Juntae

GRAHHHH

 

Juntae

THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAR ME STRUGGLING

 

Juntae

I FEEL LIKE THE GUY FROM THAT GORILLAZ VIDEO

 

 

Gogo

[sent Murdoc sticker]

 

 

Juntae

THATS LITERALLY ME RN.

 

 

BAKU

having a camera in Juntae’s bathroom is so immoral…

 

 

Gogo

audibly chuckled like the intro to Feel Good Inc for a second there 🙏🙏

 

 

Juntae

okay I’m going full power.

 

Juntae

[video of more struggling]

 

Juntae

IM GENUINELY TRAPPED

 

Juntae

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUTTTT

 

 

Sieun

If it's jammed try pulling the lock mechanism towards you to ensure there is no obstruction, if that doesn't work see if you can slide a piece of card (like an empty toilet roll tube) in the gap of the door

 

 

Juntae

IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT

 

Juntae

MY ARM HURTS

 

 

Gogo

thought you would be good at escaping locked places after all the times you’ve been put in a locker…

 

 

Juntae

THAT IS SO DIFFERENT??

 

 

BAKU

you have a phone right?

 

BAKU

You should send a signal to Mars to be freed 😋

 

 

Juntae

EXCUSE ME??

 

 

Gogo

there’s gotta be a clue somewhere bro just keep looking

 

 

Juntae

THIS IS A BATHROOM.

 

 

BAKU

escape the bathroom obby!!

 

 

Gogo

climb out of the window like Spider-Man

 

 

BAKU

you should low-key just flush yourself down the drain

 

 

Juntae

DUDES I NEED ACTUAL HELP RN

 

 

BAKU

have you watched Antman? Just use that technology and go under frfr

 

 

Juntae

I LOVE ANTMAN

 

Juntae

I CANT DO THAT SHIT THOUGH

 

 

BAKU

nothings impossible

 

 

Gogo

you’re in a bathroom so you can do that ‘shit’

 

 

Juntae

SYBAU

 

 

Sieun

have you made any progress with escaping?

 

 

Juntae

I’m currently sat on the floor trying not to cry, so no 💔

 

 

Sieun

try to stay calm, we’ll find a solution

 

 

BAKU

yeah, have you texted someone?

 

BAKU

OR BLAST MUSIC UNTIL THEY CHECK ON YOU

 

 

Gogo

wait that’s actually kinda smart

 

 

BAKU

Call me Albert Epstein

 

BAKU

NO EINSTEIN

 

BAKU

FUCK

 

 

Gogo

LMAOOOO

 

 

Sieun

@Juntae Are you willing to unscrew the handle with your fingernails if possible?

 

 

Juntae

OMFG THAT WOULD HURTT

 

 

Sieun

please text someone.

 

 

Juntae

[screenshot of family group chat, he has requested help]

 

Juntae

my sister is trying

 

Juntae

my sister is struggling

 

 

BAKU

GRAHHH GOOD LUCK

 

 

Juntae

DAD FOR THE WINNNN

 

Juntae

IM FUCKING FREE

 

Juntae

my dad saw that previous message I’m so cooked.

 

 

Gogo

OH GOD

 

Gogo

GOOD LUCK X2

 

 

BAKU

X3

 

 

Sieun

his dad is chill, he’ll survive.

 

 

BAKU

NO HE WONTTT

 

 

Juntae

AHA HE DOESNT CARE THANK THE LORD

 

Juntae

JUST CHUCKLED TO HIMSELF AND WALKED OFF

 

 

BAKU

HES ALIVE

 

 

Juntae

dont feel alive after being in the bathroom for half an hour when I wanted to sleep three hours ago

 

 

Sieun

I wanted to sleep too and got trapped in a room of nightmares, insomnia, and you trapped in a bathroom. 

Sieun

And I had to stay up because the other two are useless at helping trapped individuals.

 

 

Juntae

…touché

 

 

 

Notes:

This took me so long to edit…