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Juntae
GUYS IM FREAKING STUCK IN MY BATHROOM
Gogo
How-
BAKU
Surviving 24 hours in the bathroom with scary flying shark challenge ft. the amongus potion…
Juntae
[sent video of struggling with the door]
Juntae
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 💔💔
Sieun
At least you’re not in public or someone else’s house.
Gogo
LMAO IS THAT AN ACTUAL EXPERIENCE OF YOURS??
[Sieun deleted a message]
BAKU [replying to video]
have you tried turning it off and on again?
Juntae
THIS IS NOT A COMPUTER??
Juntae
GRAHHHH
Juntae
THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAR ME STRUGGLING
Juntae
I FEEL LIKE THE GUY FROM THAT GORILLAZ VIDEO
Gogo
[sent Murdoc sticker]
Juntae
THATS LITERALLY ME RN.
BAKU
having a camera in Juntae’s bathroom is so immoral…
Gogo
audibly chuckled like the intro to Feel Good Inc for a second there 🙏🙏
Juntae
okay I’m going full power.
Juntae
[video of more struggling]
Juntae
IM GENUINELY TRAPPED
Juntae
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUTTTT
Sieun
If it's jammed try pulling the lock mechanism towards you to ensure there is no obstruction, if that doesn't work see if you can slide a piece of card (like an empty toilet roll tube) in the gap of the door
Juntae
IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT
Juntae
MY ARM HURTS
Gogo
thought you would be good at escaping locked places after all the times you’ve been put in a locker…
Juntae
THAT IS SO DIFFERENT??
BAKU
you have a phone right?
BAKU
You should send a signal to Mars to be freed 😋
Juntae
EXCUSE ME??
Gogo
there’s gotta be a clue somewhere bro just keep looking
Juntae
THIS IS A BATHROOM.
BAKU
escape the bathroom obby!!
Gogo
climb out of the window like Spider-Man
BAKU
you should low-key just flush yourself down the drain
Juntae
DUDES I NEED ACTUAL HELP RN
BAKU
have you watched Antman? Just use that technology and go under frfr
Juntae
I LOVE ANTMAN
Juntae
I CANT DO THAT SHIT THOUGH
BAKU
nothings impossible
Gogo
you’re in a bathroom so you can do that ‘shit’
Juntae
SYBAU
Sieun
have you made any progress with escaping?
Juntae
I’m currently sat on the floor trying not to cry, so no 💔
Sieun
try to stay calm, we’ll find a solution
BAKU
yeah, have you texted someone?
BAKU
OR BLAST MUSIC UNTIL THEY CHECK ON YOU
Gogo
wait that’s actually kinda smart
BAKU
Call me Albert Epstein
BAKU
NO EINSTEIN
BAKU
FUCK
Gogo
LMAOOOO
Sieun
@Juntae Are you willing to unscrew the handle with your fingernails if possible?
Juntae
OMFG THAT WOULD HURTT
Sieun
please text someone.
Juntae
[screenshot of family group chat, he has requested help]
Juntae
my sister is trying
Juntae
my sister is struggling
BAKU
GRAHHH GOOD LUCK
Juntae
DAD FOR THE WINNNN
Juntae
IM FUCKING FREE
Juntae
my dad saw that previous message I’m so cooked.
Gogo
OH GOD
Gogo
GOOD LUCK X2
BAKU
X3
Sieun
his dad is chill, he’ll survive.
BAKU
NO HE WONTTT
Juntae
AHA HE DOESNT CARE THANK THE LORD
Juntae
JUST CHUCKLED TO HIMSELF AND WALKED OFF
BAKU
HES ALIVE
Juntae
dont feel alive after being in the bathroom for half an hour when I wanted to sleep three hours ago
Sieun
I wanted to sleep too and got trapped in a room of nightmares, insomnia, and you trapped in a bathroom.
Sieun
And I had to stay up because the other two are useless at helping trapped individuals.
Juntae
…touché
