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1. Just Stick To The Plan by Chantilly_Cream

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy Friendship
   • Curses
   • true hate's kiss
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Unrequited Hate
   • Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter)
   • Offices
   • Kissing
   • lip gloss
   • Hair Pulling
   • Light Sprinkling Of Praise
   • Humour
   • Light-Hearted
   • reverse trope

   Summary

   “What kind of sick, stupid, fucking curse did you put on me Draco!” she hissed at him.

   “It’s not my fault you walked in at the exact moment it went off! And if you hadn’t been late this wouldn’t have happened, so who’s really at fault here?”

   The room was silent as she tried to calm herself down.

   “Look, it could be worse.” Draco tried to reason.

   “You're not the one who has to make out with the person they hate the most!” Turning into a slug didn't sound so bad anymore.

   “Okay, it did not say that.” He rolled his eyes at her.

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   English

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