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1. My Moon, My Man by My_pronouns_arent for alighterwood

   Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 May 2026

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   • Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood)
   • Jack Frost & Nicholas St. North
   • Jack Frost & The Guardians
   • Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III & The Gang
   • Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III & Stoick the Vast
   • Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
   • Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood)
   • Nicholas St. North
   • Toothiana (Guardians of Childhood)
   • Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon)
   • Sanderson Mansnoozie
   • E. Aster Bunnymund
   • Snotlout Jorgenson
   • Fishlegs Ingerman
   • Ruffnut Thorston
   • Tuffnut Thorston
   • Astrid Hofferson
   • Stoick the Vast (How to Train Your Dragon)
   • Valka (How to Train Your Dragon)
   • Original Characters
   • Jack's Mother (Rise of the Guardians)
   • Mary-Emily Overland
   • Alternate Universe - Rock Band
   • sometime in the early 2000s don't question it
   • but make it how I want it to work out
   • Memory Loss
   • Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends
   • dw they kiss
   • Slow Burn
   • because Jack is an idiot
   • ex-hockey player Jack Frost
   • Autistic Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
   • Toothless is a Little Shit
   • Cat Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon)
   • Snotlout Jorgenson has daddy issues
   • Stoick is Doing His Best
   • Dentist Tooth
   • Tooth has a super cool daughter trust she's funny
   • The Howling Hooligans Band
   • The Guardians Band
   • Jack's sister lives
   • Mutual Pining
   • tagging is hard
   • no beta we die like daichi
   • or I guess in this instance Jack in the movie
   • Panic Attacks
   • Anxiety
   • Everyone is Gay
   • past jack x bunny
   • cmon they are exes in that movie yall
   • the songs they're singing are period accurate don't look it up
   • probably a lot of twilight references
   • Jack's sister is Mary-Emily cuz I'm not picking names
   • fire sale everything goes core
   • Good Parent Valka (How to Train Your Dragon)
   • valka just works far away y'all they're doing their best
   • hiccup doing his best
   • jack doing his best
   • the twins are little shits
   • Snotlout has a hard-on for Fishlegs
   • this is fun
   • Jack Frost Needs a Hug (Guardians of Childhood)
   • Jack Frost is bad at feelings
   • Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III Needs a Hug
   • hiccup loves his cat
   • Good Parent Stoick the Vast
   • but imagine Jack is voiced by Elijah Wood
   • imagine it's 2014 and same-sex marriage just got legalized in PA
   • imagine all the references I plan on making perfectly fit into my timeline as I make sure the year is never disclosed
   • imagine Burgess actually exists because apparently Hawthorne does
   • but also it's definitely not 2014 so basically just imagine same-sex marriage is legal in PA
   • there will be a playlist made for this but I don't have time for that rn
   • imagine all these killer songs they're singing are either originals or perfect covers that came out ages ago

   Summary

   After bullying Hiccup into letting him read the lyrics he’d written for the Hooligans’ new song, Jack already knew he didn’t like this ‘Moon’ person. He couldn’t tell exactly what it was— maybe the intense, obvious longing in the words, or the fact that Hiccup seemed positive it was one-sided— but seeing the Howling Hooligans perform it live, with Hiccup taking the lead vocals? When he rarely ever sings? Yeah. Jack is positive he hates ‘Moon’.

   Does it have anything to do with Jack being worried that if Hiccup were to start dating this person, he would spend less time with Jack?

   Jack isn’t thinking about that right now. Really, he should be happy for his best friend that he found someone he is so clearly head over heels for. But something about it leaves Jack with a sick, oily feeling in the back of his throat. Instead of unpacking THAT like he probably should with Sandy, he finds a song to cover whose lyrics are exactly what he’s looking for.

   Suck it, Moon. He's determined to be all Hiccup thinks about. In a totally platonic, best-friend way. Nothing to look too deeply into. Yeah.

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