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1. Lifelike by saltyorange (Velaaa)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Millicent Bulstrode
   • Lavender Brown
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Theodore Nott
   • Angst and Feels
   • Humor
   • Hermione doll
   • Strangers until they're just strange together
   • Draco Malfoy in Azkaban
   • Hogwarts
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Bluebell Flames Spell (Harry Potter)
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Burgler Hermione Granger
   • It's a sex doll but wait wait wait
   • But it's a sex doll so we'll still have fun
   • Reconnnection
   • Non-Linear Narrative
   • Lavender Brown Lives
   • Sexually Inexperienced Draco Malfoy
   • Emotional Intimacy
   • Touch-Starved Draco Malfoy
   • Anxiety about sexual intimacy
   • Awkward Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy's slutty waist as a supporting role
   • Virgin Draco Malfoy

   Summary

   Hermione Granger and her merry band of miscreants have made a habit of breaking into pureblood homes. Malfoy Manor is up for the night. She's looking for an object and maybe some answers from a boy--now man--that went quiet. The object she finds is unexpected. The answers she's given, even more so.

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