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1. Misplaced Property by Justanamenobodyhas

   Fandoms: Half Man (TV), Half Man (2026)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • ruben pallister/niall kennedy
   • Niall Kennedy/Ruben Pallister
   • Ruben Pallister
   • Albert "Alby" Franklin Safadi
   • Niall "Bambi" Kennedy
   • Niall Kennedy
   • Pseudo-Incest
   • Trauma
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Depression
   • Codependency
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Angst
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Cheating
   • Stalking
   • Written After Episode Two
   • Implied/Referenced Suicidal Thoughts
   • Anal Sex
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Choking
   • Homophobic Language
   • Dom/sub Undertones

   Summary

   Ruben is out of prison.

   Niall answers the phone.

   That's where they start again.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   38,325

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   218

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