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1. How To Fuck With Your Kids While Six Feet Under by Did_sm1_say_catfish

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Castiel & Anna Milton
   • Castiel & Lucifer (Supernatural)
   • Castiel & Michael (Supernatural)
   • Castiel & Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • most all of it is cas's perspective so
   • Gabriel/Sam Winchester
   • to come - Relationship
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Anna Milton
   • Lucifer (Supernatural)
   • Michael (Supernatural)
   • Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Dean Winchester
   • Sam Winchester
   • Kevin Tran (Supernatural)
   • Garth Fitzgerald IV
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Humor
   • basically they just fight and have fun at the beach
   • Fighting
   • yeah they get in a bunch of physical fights lol
   • use of the r slur like once
   • in a 'this character would say it' way
   • fencer anna milton
   • Past Anna Milton/Dean Winchester
   • Reminiscing
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Mention of a suicide attempt
   • Tarring and Feathering
   • yeah not surprised that doesnt have a tag lol
   • Laser Tag
   • boardwalk and beach fun
   • no beta we die like chuck
   • A scene inspired by
   • The Pool Scene from Running Point
   • Arcades
   • emeto but not in a sexy way just in a bleh neutral way
   • i mean if you find it sexy thats ur biz but it aint mine lol
   • probably not compliant with usa rules on wills n stuff but eh who cares
   • a bit of religious trauma bt kinda subtle
   • dennys. the pancake place

   Summary

   "Now, I know it's taken a lot for you all to be here, but your father included an extra clause in the will to... err, bring you all together."

   "What does that mean?" Michael asked.

   "It means that according to his will,” The lawyer said, “and he took great care in planning this out; you all have to abide by some restrictions of his in order to claim your inheritance. First, you all will have to stay at your childhood beach house together, and none of you should leave further than 5 miles or else you will ALL lose out on the inheritance."

   Or! the one where the dysfunctional family is so dysfunctional lolll

   Language:

   English

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