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1. Doesn't count by delete_this_when_i_die

   Fandoms: Ready or Not (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Titus Danforth/Reader
   • Titus Danforth/You
   • Titus Danforth/Original Female Character(s)
   • Helene Le Domas
   • Ursula Danforth
   • Kip Danforth
   • Chester Danforth
   • Bisexual Reader-Insert
   • virginity as a ridiculous social construct
   • Virgin Reader
   • but not actually
   • Titus might be a psycho but he's NOT a homophobe
   • canon typical cracked out tone in the first half
   • most of this is porn
   • porn with the suggestion of plot
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • pleasure Dom titus
   • you know when he wiped blood off his face in the movie?
   • yeah that but its not blood this time
   • Dirty Talk
   • Praise
   • Degradation
   • Biting
   • Oral Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Mirror Sex
   • Creampie
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Out of character chester danforth
   • But ask me if i give a fuck
   • Naked Female Clothed Male

   Summary

   Ok so picture this: reader wakes up about to be sacrificed by all the Satanists bc they need a virgin sacrifice but girlie is like i am NAWT a virgin (shes done everything except penetrative sex with a dude) so she talks her way out of being sacrificed and its camp and makes an impression on a certain danforth, afterwards hes like "yk what the easiest way to avoid issues like this in the future yea…😏”

   Lifted directly from the message i sent my bestie when I came up with the idea

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