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1. Auto-anatidaephobia by TeleportingAspen

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alexis | Quackity/Jschlatt
   • Alexis | Quackity
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Trans Male Alexis | Quackity
   • Alexis | Quackity is Called Alex
   • alternate universe: 1984
   • Unhealthy Relationships

   Summary

   From the Dictionary of Newspeak, Eleventh Edition:

   Duckspeak, noun, 1: rapid, thoughtless, speech in favour of Oceania, Ingsoc, or Big Brother; 2: nonsensical speech against Oceania, Ingsoc, and/or Big Brother; verb: to speak in this way.

   Crimethinkful, adjective: describes one who harbours negative intent, doubt, or ungoodthinkful sentiment towards Oceania, Ingsoc, and/or Big Brother.

   Sexcrime, noun: The act, thought, or intention of illegal sexual activity; that is, anything outside of dutiful reproductive activity in approved marriages.

   Alex Quackity, proper noun, does not appear in any dictionary: Someone who is completely fucking doomed.

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