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1. Caution: Baby by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Older Man/Younger Man
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Minister for Magic Tom Riddle
   • Head Auror Harry Potter
   • Comedy of Errors
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Not Beta Read
   • Bureaucracy
   • Accidental Baby Acquisition
   • Cameos
   • Happy Ending
   • what if you and your ass of a boss got a magical wishbaby and had to spend seven days together or ELSE
   • they don't have sex in this one but they do have an extremely awkward discussion so techincally
   • Top Tom Riddle
   • Age Difference
   • Bottom Harry Potter

   Summary

   On a perfectly ordinary Monday morning in May, Minister for Magic Tom M. Riddle and Head Auror Harry J. Potter are granted a wishbaby by the Baby Distribution System via Magic.

   The problem? Not only are they not married or in a relationship, they fucking hate each other’s guts.

   What happens next will warm your hearts and permanently traumatize several government employees.

   Language:

   English

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