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  1. A slightly more optimal number of peas by

    Fandoms: Operation Mincemeat - SpitLip  

    27 May 2026

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    "We make a good pair, don’t we?” Hester says. "Two peas in a pod…” She hums and continues to do her late night filing in John’s office.
    They continue to work in silence until John says. "The average pea pod has seven peas in it, not two. Two peas in a pod would be considered a suboptimal harvest."
    "It's just a saying, dear. I certainly don't want another five people in our relationship!"
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    or Figurative language causes Polyamory

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