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The Last King, Unfortunately by Cactiica, tls123 (Cactiica)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Jun 2026
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Summary
There was a minor problem with Ithlinne's Prophecy.
Emhyr var Emreis was convinced it was about him.
Vilgefortz wanted power.
Several kings, mages, prophets, scholars, and at least one particularly enthusiastic cult were also convinced it was about them.
None of them were correct.
Geralt of Rivia was trying his best.
Sigismund Dijkstra was trying very hard to locate one missing bard before the Continent collapsed.
And Jaskier—
Jaskier wanted absolutely nothing to do with any of it, thank you very much.
He wanted songs. Stories and Adventure. A certain white-haired witcher and preferably in that order.
Unfortunately, Destiny had read the prophecy.
And, like everyone else, it enjoyed a good joke.
Or:
How Jaskier accidentally became immortal, united the races of the Continent, dismantled an empire, fulfilled an ancient prophecy, inherited a kingdom he did not want, and spent most of the process attempting to seduce one (1) white-haired witcher while actively avoiding his own coronation.