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1. i've never been one to ruin a game by menaciingly

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • Ryland Grace/Tom Ryder
   • Tom Ryder
   • Ryland Grace
   • Colt Seavers
   • NSFW
   • Smut
   • One Shot
   • Drunk Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Public Humiliation
   • Top Tom Ryder
   • Bottom Ryland Grace
   • One Night Stands
   • probably
   • Ryland Grace Goes Nonverbal During Sex
   • Tom Ryder Talks Through Sex
   • Song: Hot Gum by Sofia Isella
   • Pre-Movie: The Fall Guy (2024)
   • Pre-Hail Mary Launch (Project Hail Mary)
   • Pre-Canon: Project Hail Mary
   • Everything is a Challenge If You're Competitive Enough
   • Or crazy enough
   • theyre both kinda accurate
   • Ryland grace is a brat
   • Ruined Orgasms
   • Edging
   • Praise

   Summary

   Colt is gonna kill him.

   Maybe this was a bad time to worry about it. Maybe, realistically, Ryland should’ve worried about this about two hours ago, when he was first faced with this temptation that would get Colt so upset. But Ryland has always been a little self-serving, and Colt has always been a little fun to piss off.

   Maybe that’s why he agreed to go home with Colt’s borderline evil boss, Tom Ryder.

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