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1. dead on arrival by musesacquired

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Poison Ivy (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Gotham City Sirens (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   11 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel
   • Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne
   • Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
   • Harleen Quinzel & Floyd Lawton & George “Digger” Harkness
   • Pamela Isley & Selina Kyle
   • Harleen Quinzel
   • Pamela Isley
   • Selina Kyle
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Joker (DCU)
   • Floyd Lawton
   • George "Digger" Harkness
   • Nick Quinzel
   • Alternate Universe - Celebrity
   • Actress Pamela Isley
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Sorta kinda
   • the suicide squad is a band
   • Rockstar Harley Quinn

   Summary

   To salvage Harley’s career after a crisis, her management team comes up with an idea against her will: she has to enter a PR relationship with actress Pamela Isley…who she just happens to completely despise.

   What could go wrong?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,987

   Chapters:

   12/31

   Comments:

   17

   Kudos:

   18

   Bookmarks:

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