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1. All The Things She Said by cxgarettesaftersex for liberastra

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   30 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Ron Weasley
   • Alternate Universe - Rock Band
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • No Friends Stage
   • Singer Hermione Granger
   • Bassist Pansy Parkinson
   • Drummer Harry Potter
   • Guitarist Draco Malfoy
   • Porn with Plot
   • Public Sex
   • Orgasm Edging
   • Strap-Ons
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Oral Sex
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Background Relationships
   • Situationships
   • On-Again/Off-Again Relationship
   • Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Sassy Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson is a Brat
   • music references
   • this is not a slow burn
   • toxic yuri

   Summary

   THIS WORK IS A REPOST OF ONE OF MY OLD FICS NAMED "SHEER HEART ATTACK". THE PLOT STAYS UNCHANGED BUT SOME SCENES WERE ADDED AND REWRITTEN.

   Hermione thought it was all a stupid idea at first, singing stupid songs and learning stupid lyrics and playing stupid chords in Harry's parents' garage, until they all found themselves playing together in front of 2000 people in wizard festivals. Becoming a rockstar wasn't on Hermione's bingo card.

   She could tolerate Harry's boyfriend playing in her band. Draco was a little shit, but he was manageable. But Pansy Parkinson? Hell no! Even if she can play bass like a goddess, even if her black hair shines, even if her dark eyes pierce through Hermione's soul, even if her lips are... somewhat alluring. Hermione really wished Pansy wasn't THAT good with the bass. She also wished Ron didn't dump her, just like she also wished Pansy would stop hanging around in their shared flat wearing nothing but a towel.

   Oh, well. They liked each other's violence. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

   Series

   • Part 3 of Hogwarts, lesbians and emotional warfare

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   51,722

   Chapters:

   7/10

   Comments:

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