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AITA for killing my father (twice)?

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u/spitefuldeveloper96 • 10 years ago

not op saying he works with animatronics.. keep ur hands out of charles entertainment cheese!!

| u/foxybro • 10 years ago
what me and charles have is none of your business

Notes:

working on wthpaett (or wahtever the acronym is): :(
rewriting it entirely: :D

this can be seen as seperate, but i will no longer be working on the twitter fic. since i first worked on it i had learned so much more, more games have come out, and didn't even give gregory any real screentime which is a crime i should be hung for
it'll be the same vibe, with any past events being treated lightly, but any actual concerning and actual plotlines will be treated a little more seriously. well, as serious as a fucking social media fnaf fic can be, i guess.

cw: canon typical warnings, dubious legal advice, old humour

Chapter 1: lore?

Notes:

i am not a lawyer. i'm well versed in google-fu but most of its hand wavy so

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r/robotics15 years ago

u/foxybro

 

my uncle introduced to me reddit and subsequently this subreddit, said i should post this here.

 

[video attachment: a ten second clip showcasing what at first glance looks like a porcelain bear. it had pink and white “fur” and big rosy cheeks. it was hard to tell it was mechanical at all, if it wasn’t for its idle movements alongside the quiet whirring that was almost drowned out by the sound of a fan in the background. a hand, entirely wrapped in oil (and possibly blood?) stained bandages reaches out to pokes its nose. a small honking noise plays as it moves its arms to cover its nose when the hand retracts.]

 

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u/bigcupcake15 years ago

that looks so sick!! what’s her name?

 

    | u/foxybro15 years ago

    i call him helpy



u/bored_buyout  15 years ago

i’d ask what’s up with the bandages but i feel like i know.. (cries in pointy electric bits of robots)

 

    | u/foxybro15 years ago

    i like sticking my hands in the chests of animatronics

 

        | u/PM_ME_YOUR_FORGIVENESS  15 years ago

        wut?



u/spitefuldeveloper96  15 years ago

not op saying he works with animatronics.. keep ur hands out of charles entertainment cheese!!

 

    | u/foxybro  15 years ago

    what me and charles have is none of your business



u/mushybear7415 years ago

he looks wonderful! 😀

 

    | u/foxybro15 years ago

    thanks






r/legaladvice 5 years ago

u/mushybear72

 

Theoretically, how hard is it to legally declare someone alive after death? As in, let’s say they went missing and were declared legally dead. But they returned very much alive. How does one go through the process of proving their life, legally?

 

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u/CheerfulVictory   5 years ago

In this case, theoretically, a presumption of death can be overturned, but it’s not guarenteed that anything they owned (that has been sold and whatnot) can be reclaimed. It’s rare for something like this to happen, as it’s most common with prisoners of war. As long as you have a way to prove that this person is, in fact, that person, it’s no more complicated than arranging a funeral.

 

    | u/mushybear72 5 years ago

    I suppose my word would not be enough as proof?

 

        | u/CheerfulVictory 5 years ago

        It kind of depends, because if it were a 20 y.o. who is now 27, there wouldn’t be much of a difference. But if they were a child when they went missing, it’s really up to hoping they look the same. In the U.S., for a missing person to be presumed dead, 5 to 7 years will have to pass. Unless you lost this theoretical person in a state of emergency, that would expedite the process. As long as they still have their I.D., or any prominent features that would be hard to impersonate, it’s not too hard. But if they’re lacking in all of that, any living relatives of the deceased would be ideal to test for DNA. 

 

            | u/mushybear72 5 years ago

            Ah, well, thank you for your help. I’ll figure something out.



u/roughlylonely   5 years ago

as u/CheerfulVictory mentioned, proof of life isn’t too hard. as long as they aren’t like, famous, or an identity someone really wants for whatever reason. this is kind of why reclaiming past assets is tough, since no one wants to risk legally letting someone steal another’s identity alongside all of their shit. DNA is always an option, but if there are no living relatives, and fingerprints were never previously recorded, it really depends on whether or not you’re close enough to the rpev. deceased to have no reason to lie and allow a fraud take their identity.

 

    | u/mushybear74 5 years ago

    Thank you for the advice! Unfortunately, living relatives are off the table. As for fingerprints, would a juvenile detention center keep them on record, even after all this time?

 

        | u/roughlylonely 5 years ago

        im sorry for your/his loss. juvie definitely puts those on record, and unless he went to court to get those records expunged, they will definitely still have them.

 

u/[deleted] 5 years ago

ughhh i’ve ALWAYS WONDERED how this properly works. in movies they just magically appear and go back to their condo in the bahamas or whatev





r/AMA12 years ago

u/chicachick

 

I accidentally killed a kid back in 1983. AMA

 

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u/leftoversub12 years ago

What happened?

 

    | u/chicachick12 years ago

    Sorry if this is a little vague, but it was supposed to be a prank. We never wanted to kill anyone. (read the accidental bit of the title). it involved something you shouldn’t put a kid’s head into. edit: it’s vague because if i give too many details, you can find it.

 

u/suddenly_youthful_laborer  12 years ago

In your other answers, you seem like you really didn’t want to talk about it. Why make an AMA?

 

    | u/chicachick12 years ago

    I’m taking a psychiatry class while pregnant. This is not a fun memory, but the only one I’ve talked to about it was my husband, who was a part of it. I think I just needed to hear unbiased opinions and questions i need to reflect on, honestly.

 

        | u/suddenly_youthful_laborer  12 years ago

        oh jeez, a psych class and pregnant? good luck!!

 

u/usedambulance73  12 years ago

what was the aftermath? you mentioned it was a prank gone wrong, and “we.” did you go to prison? did you know the victim?

 

    | u/chicachick12 years ago

    My friend, who was the instigator of the prank, took most of the fall. The rest of us got off with a slap on the wrist because we were “being forced to comply”, or something. The aftermath was just messy. It was his little brother.

 

        | u/usedambulance73  12 years ago

        oh fuck.

 

u/sharp_as_a_tack  12 years ago

How old were you? How old was the victim? What have you learned because of it?

 

    | u/chicachick12 years ago

    now thats the kind of shit i would hear if i went to a therapist. i was 12. the kid just turned 7. i’d say i learned a lot, but moreso in reality i know what not to do with my kid once it finally pops out lol



u/foxybro12 years ago

a kid? my fucking back hurts

 

    | u/chicachick

    this isn’t funny. 

 

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r/news2 hours ago

u/miniaturecleavage

 

Fazbear Entertainment officially opens its new location: Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex!

 

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u/TragicHacker2 hours ago

not them making it 80s themed 💀

 

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u/picayunefixing12 hours ago

company try not to be ignorant of their past challenge level impossible

 

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u/foxybro2 hours ago

i hate talking to lawyers 🙁

 

    | u/apprehensive_donkey2 hours ago

    LOL bot spotted

 

        | u/foxybro1 hour ago

        what? i mean yes but no?

 

            | u/apprehensive_donkey1 hour ago

            ohh is this a joke about suing the place?

 

                | u/foxybro1 hour ago

                sure lets go with that





 

 

 

r/legaladvice1 minute ago

u/foxybro 

 

CEOs of a company I inherited made a stupid fucking terrible decision without my or the still living founder’s input. What can I do?

 

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