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    Fandoms: Emmerdale (TV 1972)  

    07 Jul 2026

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    "Listen, Paddy," Robert says, squeezing Paddy's shoulder. "You seem like a good bloke; you've got a kind face and a certain charm, but you're not doing yourself any favours. Those glasses do nothing for your face and you're wearing clothes two sizes too big for you, which makes you look like a shapeless blob."

    Paddy shrinks even further into himself. "Thanks."

    Robert sighs. "What I mean to say is, I wanna help ya."

     

    or, Crazy Stupid Love AU

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