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    He enters the room with an unprecedented amount of suave and grace, and Hunk immediately elbows Lance’s side to get his attention. But the guy is totally not Lance’s type. Not at all. Not even a little.

    Nope.

    The guy in question has a horrendous mullet, wears dreadful red flannel shirts, abhorrent loose fitting jeans, and just appalling cowboy boots. It’s a mid-life crisis in fashion form.
    He’s also from Texas. What more of a stereotype could he be?

    Oh yeah, he also participates in rodeos for fun.

    Great.

    (Or alternatively, Lance’s three day adventure at Country Fest. Which is weird, because Lance hates anything country.)

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