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1. Chicken by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF  

   • Mature
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   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   25 Sep 2013

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   • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
   • Jeremy Clarkson
   • Richard Hammond
   • James May
   • Established Relationship
   • Fluff and Humor
   • writer's gratuitous ignorance about cars

   Summary

   "Richard, you've been shagging the man twice as long as I have. You know it's not out of the realm of possibility, and he's guileless enough to get away with it."

   "Aye. And it's just as likely he has no bloody clue the effect he's having."

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