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    Geralt stalks into their room and promptly stops in his tracks.

    Jaskier is in the circular, wooden tub that was brought up to their rooms earlier, cleaning off his chest with a soapy rag. He looks… beautiful. His skin practically glows in the sunlight filtering through the partially-closed curtains. Geralt can smell the lavender soap wafting off the water and blanketing the room in comfort. Usually Geralt finds scents like those overpowering, but he’s never disliked the way Jaskier smells.

    or, Geralt washes Jaskier's hair.

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    Unconditional care.

    That was what Jaskier offered him in those moments they shared.

    Before he could talk himself out of it, Geralt asked, "Want me to wash your hair?"

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    And everything was perfect, because it wasn’t.

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    “You could’ve died,” Geralt says in a strange tone, and Jaskier takes one look at him and realizes—oh, he’s going to have to do something about that, isn’t he.

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    Jaskier’s in the tavern, playing for a decent-sized crowd and thinking of nothing in particular besides the next song he’s going to sing.

    The tavern door bangs open between verses, and a soaked to the bone man in black and blood staggers through it, clutching an unconscious girl in his arms. Jaskier stares, and his audience stares too. The man collapses. A couple of the young men run over.

    “The girl,” the man rasps. “Help . . . the girl.”

    Well, even if the silhouette weren’t screamingly recognizable, Jaskier would know that voice anywhere.

    It’s Geralt.

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    Then he starts to get angry, when his former companions are far, far behind him, when his chemise is soaked because he keeps pulling it up to wipe his face. Jaskier’s songs are known up and down the continent, even the ones that have nothing to do with Geralt or his stupid mage. And so the queen of Cintra won’t allow him to perform in her kingdom, he’s welcome at dozens of other prestigious courts. Every time his mail catches up to him, there’s several invitations to take up residence at one of those such courts, and he’s always declined them, because he’s been an absolute, lovesick idiot content to throw away his best years because he thought if he wasn’t loved, at least he was respected.

    ***

    A reflection on the reasons why Jaskier travels with Geralt, and then why he doesn't anymore. And then, in a twist of fate that he should have seen coming, why he leaves his comfortable new life to chase after the Witcher again.

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    Geralt purrs in front of Jaskier then panics. Jaskier shows him it’s ok to be soft.

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    “Your own damned mother did what now,” he asks, and he sounds… Geralt doesn’t think he’s ever heard him sound this angry. Still not at him. What the —

     

    He sounds like he wants to know.

     

    Well.

     

    He was the one sharing it without meaning it, he supposes he might as well get it off his chest. “She — she left me on the side of the road when I was eight knowing Vesemir would find me and knowing what was going to happen to me and I had no idea. Sorry if I think that’s plenty fucking enough, especially when everyone who followed after did exactly the fucking same —”

     

    Words die in his throat when Jaskier’s rough fingertips suddenly touch his face, brushing over his cheekbone, and fuck he also always forgets how Jaskier is really pretty much his height except when he gets this close, and he looks like he’s about to cry now, what the fuck —

     

    “Too bad,” Jaskier says, “I’m not going anywhere.”

     

    Or: in which Geralt is distressed without quite understanding why, until he does, while Jaskier has Opinions about it.

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    Fuck, what has he done until now? Told Geralt… nice things because he thought that he’d like to hear them and was proved right about it, on top of it?

    One day he’ll have a long chat with Geralt about how much his previous partners had no taste.

    Right now, though —

    “What,” he asks, moving closer, “that you’re lovely?”

    Geralt… doesn’t flinch, not exactly, but a few more tears fall down, and — “You don’t have to lie if —”

    “I’m not,” Jaskier interrupts him at once, letting his hands go to grasp his face, pressing their lips together to try and start making his point. “Fuck, you are lovely, other than drop-dead handsome, but then again I haven’t been staring at you like that for months for nothing.”

    Or: in which it turns out Geralt does have a praise kink that hits him harder than he'd thought. Jaskier is more than glad to indulge in it.

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    “It’s just a soulmark,” Geralt says, fist tightening. He feels like Jaskier’s about to get up and leave and he’ll never see him again, and he . . . “It doesn’t mean anything.”

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    It’s not that Geralt isn’t used to praise. He just isn’t used to how freely Jaskier gives it.

    Or: Geralt is emotionally constipated and stumbles into the fact that he has something of a praise kink. Jaskier is more than happy to assist. Both sort out their issues with far more sex and emotional maturity than is strictly in character for them.

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    Geralt finds himself cursed to encounter terrible bards singing horribly inaccurate songs about him. Will the tricky Fae curse finally get him to admit his true feelings to the only bard whose songs he actually wants to hear?

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    It’s just fucking. No kisses, no sweet nothings, no weakness. Just the scratching of an itch. Geralt can’t afford to think it could be anything else.

    It’s just fucking. No emotions, no softness, definitely no chance of Jaskier being on top - Geralt nearly bit his hand off at the thought. But it hurts, to know how Geralt thinks of those who bend over for other men, and it hurts almost as much to know that he won’t ever get to treat Geralt how the noble witcher deserves to be treated.

    It’s just fucking. Except it’s not.

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    Yennefer laughs long and hard. “Darling, if Jaskier and I lived together for more than a week, they’d find our corpses clinging to the same scarf.” Geralt agrees with her but says nothing. “I think he should stay with you.”

    “Yenn,” he growls.

    “Oh come on, Geralt,” she sighs, “You can’t stay mad at him forever. And he needs somewhere to stay, you know he hasn’t lived anywhere long enough to even have an apartment in years. He gets on well with Ciri, and it’s just for two weeks. What’s the harm?”

    The harm is, of course, that he hadn’t even apologized yet for that damn video. “Fine,” he says, instead of admitting it. “But I’m kicking him out if he pisses me off.”

     

    ***

    When the stay-at-home order starts, Jaskier needs a place to stay, and Geralt just so happens to have a guest bedroom, and he gets along with Ciri, and there's no logical reason to turn him away. So Geralt swallows his pride, and pretends that everything is fine, and that Jaskier doesn't keep openly mocking him with each song he releases. Two weeks will pass in no time, and they probably won't even see each other. Probably.

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    What difference would it make, really? Brushing his lips against Geralt's neck, bared just for him, gone soft and relaxed under his touch? Just another way to caress. He lowers his head, one palm resting on Geralt's left shoulder, and sniffs into the dip between the Witcher's shoulderblades, smelling woodsmoke and pinesap and trying really hard to stop thinking at all, because if he does, he might not dare try it. Then he smooths his lips against Geralt's nape, tentative, inquiring, uncertain.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a witcher in possession of sleep-deprivation, must be in want of a djinn.

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    Pure fluff and (probably overly-detailed) smut. A 'deleted scene' set during the story "A Little Sacrifice" in book 2 of the Witcher series. With the canonical bed-sharing and emotional intimacy at the end of this chapter, I really couldn't resist taking the scene to its logical conclusion.

    This is the first Witcher fic I've dared to share, so I welcome any feedback and comments! I'm new to this fandom and hoping to give these sweet boys all the joy they deserve.

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    Jaskier should really know better by now than to trust Geralt when he says something isn't real.

    ***

    “Sex curses aren’t real,” he says, apropos of nothing, and looks Jaskier directly in the eye as he says it. Jaskier feels oddly like he’s facing one of his tutors, and he’s so thrown that he almost forgets to comment on the subject matter.

    Almost. “Sex curses?” he repeats, ignoring Geralt’s unimpressed look. “Uh, good to know I guess? I don’t think I have a song about it, but I’ll remember that?”

    Geralt crosses his arms and nods towards the table. There’s a folded up piece of paper there, and Jaskier recognizes it as the notice from earlier, and he scans through the scrawled handwriting.

    “Seen this before,” Geralt continues while Jaskier reads. “Small village, bored husbands who can’t keep it in their pants and try to blame it on a curse when they get caught.”

    Jaskier folds the paper back up. The description was vague enough, men being “overcome with lust”, no rhyme or reason. “Could it be succubus?” he asks, and can’t help but roll his eyes and mouth along when he says “Not real.”

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    or: five times plus one in which Jaskier finds out that Geralt is missing on good life experiences and promptly sees to fix it.

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    That thing that Geralt and Jaskier have? It means absolutely nothing.
    If Geralt keeps repeating it, he might actually believe it. Though he should've known better.

    Or - Geralt and Jaskier fuck, Geralt is super-casual about it, highly, pointedly, definitely casual about it, until he isn't.

    Second chapter is from Jaskier's point of view. That's where the story earns its explicit rating.

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