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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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5 Times Draco used Legilimency on Hermione +1 Time she used it on Him by dralione (AbyssalAli)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2024
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Hermione has ADHD/AuDHD and Draco finds the way her mind works compared to others so fascinating he can't stay out.
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Half a year after the war Hermione decides to face the source of her nightmares and visits Malfoy Manor. The only downside? It now belongs to freshly orphaned and house-arrest-imprisoned Draco Malfoy, who is different to what she expects but still as bitter. He somehow manages the miraculous: She is having fun.
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“Tell me!” Draco said, cocking his head as he slowly came a few steps closer, wand drawn, ready to fight her if need be, “To what exactly do I owe the pleasure of your company on my estate? Came to gloat?”
“I…” Hermione took a step away from him, “I was wondering if I could see the drawing room.”
“Why?”
“To get used to it.”
“Why do you need to get used to my drawing room? Plan to set camp? Tell me, why the fuck are you really here?”
She shrugged and chose honesty, “I’m here because I have nightmares of this place. Because I dream of it weekly and I’m so tired of it. I want to get it out of my system.”
“Oh? Out of your system?” he asked cynically, “Well if it’s that easy. Go ahead. After you!”
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Hermione bites off a bit more than she can chew when she testifies for Draco Malfoy’s release and pardon.
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Hermione somehow lands the role of Trip Sitter for Draco Malfoy, who is spiralling after jilting his bride.
Chaos ensues.
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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crack fic treated seriously
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As a rule, Hermione Granger loved all of her patients. That is until a particularly tall, white blonde and pointy-chinned auror stumbled into St. Mungo’s ten minutes into her shift. No, if Draco Malfoy was to be her patient tonight, then Hermione Granger absolutely did not love all of her patients.
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Hermione Granger is forced to spend time with Draco Malfoy as he keeps showing up at her A&E. To her chagrin, she finds he might actually be pleasant company. It's normal to think about your patient all the time, right?
Note: All characters, rights, etc. belong to J.K Rowling
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One moment, Draco was minding his own business; the next moment, a tempest in a silvery grey dress barrelled through the doors, oblivious to him sitting in the darkened staircase, crashing into him with gusto.
In the ensuing tangle of limbs, his firewhisky flew out of his hand, a thigh nearly broke his neck, and a very pointy elbow knocked the air from his lungs. Reflexively, he held on to a ribcage, to prevent it and the person it belonged to from further tumbling down the stairs.
“What the—Granger?”
“Malfoy?”
A love story in seven galas.
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While working her first big case for the DMLE, Hermione finds herself staring down the limitations of linear time--with the help of some thoroughly unhelpful people. Meanwhile, the majority of Draco’s mind is trapped in a comatose state, but some of it’s still wandering around. Even Seers and queens can’t be expected to put up with that sort of nonsense, which means someone else will have to. All this, when Hermione was already more confused than any one person should ever have to be.
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A self-indulgent romp where Draco delivers the baby of his pregnant coworker in a cave.
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In which Hermione Granger is strong enough, intelligent enough, and brave enough to birth a child on her own, but it doesn’t mean she has to.
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With the help of a few…friends…our favourite grumpy Slytherin is forced to endure the rather intolerable experience of joy.
Happy ending in all iterations of all universes for these particular two, because we deserve it!
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- Part 1 of Cave, [Redacted] and Epilogue