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    Marilyn lived a somewhat normal life, she went to work, she sometimes ate, and she had no friends.

    That all changed when an alien and his cat crash land on earth. They don't want to take over but after an accidental misunderstanding Marilyn found herself the fiancee of the alien, but there's no way she will marry him...right?

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    24/?
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    The Bronze Age faces a boycott and a strike, as every historical figure (and Warhammer Fantasy character) they've ever misled and disrespected is out for revenge.

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    AU- Kingdom: Prince Tweek x Jester Craig

    Prince Tweek is loved by many of his kingdom, set to be married to the beautiful Duchess Stevens. Prince Tweek believes his life was set in stone prior to his own birth. After showing empathy upon a young Jester, his life was given a new path. Ultimately leaving Prince Tweek in turmoil to decide which path he will take; the world he was destined to lead or the life he so often craves.

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    The Bronze Age faces a boycott and a strike, as every historical figure (and Warhammer Fantasy character) they've ever misled and disrespected is out for revenge.

    Previous tags are removed and replaced with the new ones due to a limitation.

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    26/?
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    Craig Tucker, now 27, has finally landed his job as an astronaut at NASA. He has achieved every dream he pursued, every goal he set. He has everything---everything but love. Craig and Tweek, after constant struggle in middle school, had decided to part ways, promising to find each other once they were ready again. Throughout high school, they drifted apart, and, eventually, stopped talking altogether. It had been about a decade since then. Craig, so entwined with his work, never found the time to search for Tweek. But, a certain encounter at a particular coffee shop has him overthinking all over again.

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    3/?
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    It's 2002 in New York City.

    Detective Craig Tucker and his colleague Detective Wendy Testaburger work the Homocide Squad. They've just cracked a major case; and have been asked to investigate a suspicious drug overdose at a coffee shop downtown.

    When they link the case to several others which have occurred recently, they unsuspectedly realise they could have a serial killer on their hands.

    When motive is lacking and evidence points them in an interesting direction, Craig struggles to profile the suspect.

    He's also conflicted when the investigation is compromised by his unreasonable attempts to help and protect the charming and attractive coffee shop owner.

    Where will the case lead them? Who is behind all this, and are they just dealing with a bad batch of drugs; or something far greater?

    Addit 12.5.2026 - //Author has proof-read and edited grammar/errors - all chapters 23/23 proofed // actively updating

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    25/?
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    This collection began as a countdown activity in the Ineffable Professionals Bang Discord server while we waited (somewhat emotionally) for Season 3.

    Each day, one of the mods posted a single opening sentence, and then chaos unfolded.

    One sentence at a time, writers built stories together in real time: heartbreaking angst, absurd crackfic, romantic disasters, historical nonsense, reverse universes, missing messiahs, mysterious ducks, emotionally compromised demons, pizza jokes, and an alarming amount of Furfur.

    Nothing here was planned, and very little remained sensible for long.

    Part of the magic was the collaboration itself: people pausing while others typed, cheering devastating lines, improvising plot twists, and somehow keeping the story moving forward together.

    What emerged was funny, strange, unexpectedly sweet, and a genuinely lovely little act of fandom community.

    Massive thanks to everyone who contributed words, jokes, feelings, disasters, Furfur appearances, yearning, and entirely unnecessary levels of plot disruption.

    Enjoy

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    Seti and the Egyptians discover Zhang Rang, magician and Cat Enthusiast leader, performing in Qibao. Seti finds out early that the Cat Enthusiasts are very "un-zodiacal." He tries to convince the other people that they have been under the angry Zhang Rang's brainwashing, but they have forsaken their friends and families. Teaming up with Liu Bei, Seti and Hector call upon all the Super Guandong Lords to destroy the corrupt eunuch-inspired magician and thwart the discriminatory anti-zodiac protest he has launched.

    This is a prequel to Total War XXV.

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    10/10
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    uhm i want to kill myself so fucking badly BUTTT because I'm out of Tylenol Ima write this instead
    taph fucks a plushie of you and builderman walks in and slaps the shit out of taph (builder is your dad🥹)
    THEN...? taph and builder fuck 0_0
    taph ha both a clit and a dick ig
    TAPHUSSY🤤
    miku, hello kitty, south park and ayesha is mentioned because TAPH has merch of them!

    ALMOST FINISHED BITCHES🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

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    Trey surprises Matt with a humble birthday dinner to celebrate the new project and settling in their new home.

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    A series of comics inspired by the 'Off-Panel' segments from the original Archie comics and using the designs from 'If Sonic Went to Colorado'. All feedback welcome. I may change the rating in the future.

    New comics should (hopefully) be released Weekly.

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    Marjorine has a secret she hasn't told anybody not even her best friend Kenny McCormick. She doesn't know if her bandmates will accept her for who she really is? And being in love with her best friend of 10 years while he has a girlfriend is not making the problem any better

    Will Kenny accept Marjorine for who she truly is?

    Or will things go horribly wrong?

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    10/?
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    After Megumi hears that Yuko from Yuji’s previous school is visiting and trying to score a date with Yuji, Megumi can’t explain why he feels the need to intervene, nor why he does so by pretending Yuji is his boyfriend.

    Or the one where Yuji finds out he’s been “dating” Megumi and is totally into it? (Alt: Or the one where Yuji finds out he’s been “dating” Megumi and starts evaluating if he is a good bf.)

    AKA I was inspired by that one scene in South Park between Cartman and the cheerleader who likes Kyle.

    Link: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gkTbJx/ “The Red Badge of Gayness” S3 EP14

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    What remains after the shaking stops? What do you do when the past you ran from still defines you?

    Years later, the town hasn’t changed, but they have.
    Tweek learned how to survive away from South Park after his overdose. Craig learned how to survive without him.
    Now, one phone call pulls Tweek back home. Back to the same town that broke him, surrounded by old friends who grew up without him, Tweek has to face the things he left behind: his parents, the rumors around their coffee shop, and the boy he hasn’t spoken to in four years.

    A story about recovery, guilt, and all the things they never said out loud.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    89
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    18
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    The south park x harry potter au that no one asked for. The main 4 all get separated into different houses, however, in the end they will all find their way back together. There will also be romance if the fic is able to reach that stage LMAO

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    “Tyre! Tucker, you're done! BOX BOX BOX BOX!”.

     

    Craig edged closer. He saw an opening on the right.

     

    “I got him. I can get past him. I got him!”.
     

    “TUCKER! do NOT pass him! PIT, NOW!”.

     

    Craig shifted gears again and tore straight past the pits.

     
    “YOU IDIOT, TUCKER!”, Clyde roared in his ear piece.

     
    “Far out! Can’t we just do three laps?!”, Craig shot out as he took turn one, “I have to pass Thorn, I have to get him!”. 

    CRUNCH

    THUD

    ____________

    The blonde had a small frame that fit snug into his white medical coat and a stethoscope placed purposefully around his neck. Small, pale hands pressed buttons on the machine and concentrated on making adjustments. 

     

    Then he turned to address Craig properly.

     

    “Hmm, heart rate is a little high…normal rhythm though…”

    ____________________

    Craig Tucker is a professional race car driver on the international circuit, right in the middle of a championship. He has one thing on his mind - beating his rival Damien Thorn once and for all.

    Until he meets the new doctor touring with them.

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    Tweek Tweak has been struggling with self harm. His parents are awful, school is stressful and he can't ever find peace. He only ever finds it with Craig, his boyfriend. He hopes he can keep his relationship happy and healthy, but that's difficult when you're dealing with all of these emotions.

    Will Tweek and Craig stay together? Stay tuned.

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    Kris and Susie get bored and go to scientology church for some funsies

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    Chapters:
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    Wherein the gang meets the Dark Urge and Gale has a bad time.

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    315
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    Alexander Hamilton and his beloved, Herbert Garrison have a little petty argument that goes over the top and offends Hamilton deeply, he storms out of Herberts house and Herbert is pissed off. Herbert begins to long for Hamilton again and begins to pleasure himself, Hamiton felt bad about saying horrible things to Herbert and comes back to apologize only to find out Hebert is jerking off. They then proceed to make Herberts butthole extremely loose.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    4
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